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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Nov 2017

    Roy Moore Disgusted By Thought Of Groping Breasts Of Sexually Mature Woman https://trib.al/0HNWU9G pic.twitter.com/HGG1JONGfx

    1:55 PM - 16 Nov 2017
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    • google “autotomous” Not My President Eoghan asking for a friend Y.tim.K. Herman Taffy Steve Delaney Jack 𝔞𝔡𝔞𝔪
    20 replies 462 retweets 1,945 likes
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      2. Steven Kaplan‏ @com_kaplan5 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Leeann is concerned about setting a good example for her daughter? Well she definitely has left an interesting body of work behind herpic.twitter.com/2AowSTFSlI

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        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Carly The Nasty Witch Voter Woman #Resist‏ @ondinemonet 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @com_kaplan5 @TheOnion

        REPORTED!

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ondinemonet @com_kaplan5 @TheOnion

        Yes, I agree...we should report this. I’m...just going to take one more look at the evidence.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Eddie in Silverdale WA‏ @eddieyoung2015 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too soon

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      3. Stevie D‏ @SteveDietrich13 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @eddieyoung2015 @TheOnion

        It's never too early for them... never.

        0 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
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      1. ratus bastardis‏ @bobismywitless 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Moore: "They're just so damn squishy. The flatter, the better, am I right?" Campaign staff: "Um..."

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      2. Carly The Nasty Witch Voter Woman #Resist‏ @ondinemonet 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I realise The Onion is a parody, and 95% of the time I enjoy the humor, but this subject is NOT FUNNY. Please don't do this.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. De-Law‏ @SpanishKibosh 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ondinemonet @TheOnion

        That’s their job. And this isn’t funny. This post brings light to the disgusting nature of his actions and his supporters beliefs about him.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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      1. estee tabernac‏ @esteetabernac 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh God, why did I laugh after reading this headline? Now I'm crying. Please make it stop.

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      1. Michael Fjetland‏ @Fjet2020 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        lol. Love the onion

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      1. Marlon Bandsdoe‏ @MarlonBandsdoe 16 Nov 2017
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        Why aren't we investigating Hillary Clinton's sexual misconduct in #Benghazi?? Roy Moore is innocent! #MAGA

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      2. Eric Naumann‏ @EricNau 16 Nov 2017
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        Eric Naumann Retweeted The Onion

        I thought @TheOnion only posted satire?https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/931279486053740544 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Roy Moore Disgusted By Thought Of Groping Breasts Of Sexually Mature Woman https://trib.al/0HNWU9G  pic.twitter.com/HGG1JONGfx
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      1. Passer-Gasbuddy‏ @PasserGasbuddy 16 Nov 2017
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        But the thought of his grabbing a couple of developing breasts makes him feel like A LUCKY "stiff"???

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      1. Ben‏ @BenjiRx7 16 Nov 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/VwJxwQSPHh

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      1. Jason‏ @dolphfan36 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Monster

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      1. kim kendall‏ @structure1954 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        this is very good for men:) al franken is a pro woman's movement advocate and they are now turning on their supporters:) the woman's movement wants a matriarchal society, woman rule: by their own words: the world would be a better place: but it isn't

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      1. Dr Martin Murphy‏ @MartinMurphy001 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @RadarNvrSleeps

        What !!!

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      1. Jennifer Kobliha‏ @whoknewyouscrew 16 Nov 2017
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        But okay to make advances to underage ones

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      1. HP‏ @IsidoresDragon 16 Nov 2017
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        Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - *takes a breath to use the rest of the 280 characters* -aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmnnn~~~~~

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