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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Nov 2017

    Democrats Call For Convincing Amount Of Condemnation For Al Franken https://trib.al/SB4TmUd pic.twitter.com/NeS5bli7eq

    1:28 PM - 16 Nov 2017
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    U.S. Senator Al Franken
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      1. Derek Devine‏ @derekjdevine 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenFranken

        pic.twitter.com/nW7GYnzqEZ

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      1. Comfortably Smug‏ @ComfortablySmug 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenFranken

        😘👌

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      1. Sachsy mom  🧡 🐊 💙‏ @nuggetmommy 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenFranken

        I pledge that if ever elected to public office, there will be no sexual harassment ghosts lurking around from my past and I will not grope anybody while serving except perhaps my husband if he is lucky. #electmorewomen

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      2. Chazie‏ @Chazie_Ma 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @UniteAlbertans @Deecamry and

        Along with Franken don’t forget to add Trump to the ethics committee investigation agenda. Which begs the question why hasn’t that been done already! Are all Trumps accusers lying or is there a double standard at play for this president.

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      1. J E Martin‏ @JEmartinNh 16 Nov 2017
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        A sacrificial offering from the Dems, hoping the steel dulls with the flesh of the first.....

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      2. Fish‏ @Papa_Fish_NYC 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenFranken

        Oh my, the Libs seem to have suddenly dislocated their funny bone.

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      3. PoliticallySpeaking‏ @politicalteeth 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Papa_Fish_NYC @TheOnion @SenFranken

        All Dems condemned Franken. @GOP double-downed on the perv factor. Yourself included.

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      2. Tom Kattman‏ @TomKattman 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenFranken

        #LifeImitatesTheOnion ➡️pic.twitter.com/33gqr9kUd1

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      2. Brad Madsen‏ @LaughAtBrad 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenFranken

        I don't know why everyone is so uptight...pic.twitter.com/MIDx58yCwL

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      2. Gravee‏ @Gravee 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenFranken

        Isn't satire supposed to be funny?

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      1. riotsquirrel‏ @riotsquirl 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenFranken

        This puts women in a bad situation. She's a horrid traitor that has never advocated for women, voted for Trump, is outspokenly anti civil rights. But if she's a victim, she's a victim. Forgive me if I side-eye.

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SenFranken

        Let’s just save some time here ok? Everyone you’ve ever heard of is a sex monster!

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      1. Karey Jackson‏ @Karey1975 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Lauraka09619649 @SenFranken

        Anyone asking him to step down yet? Otherwise, I'm not convinced.

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