The coastlines are a mess though. Too baroque and not equatorial enough. Designer was clearly trying to capitalize on the past success of Norway, but went over the top with all the tropical fjords strewn about haphazard like. 7/10, would not colonize.
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Don't give that other planet the credit, we did that all on our own!
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Only a 5mph breeze? Hah! At least I can fly kites on Earth.
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Please tell NASA scientist that "75 degrees Fahrenheit year-round" would be California :)
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No snow? Fucking cancelled
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Oh yeah? How many flavors of Cheetos do they have? Case closed.
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That is about 3 times the mass of Earth so gravity would be 3X's more or like having two folk standing on your head and you would be unable to jump even an inch. In other words it is not nice, give me a moon sized planet so I can leap huge distances.
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Pringle Juggling sounds cool.
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Let's get on that! Literally I mean.
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Keep all humans away from it.
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It has free wifi
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the temp is hardly 75 degrees closer to 1500
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Racism, poverty, climate problems. Not really difficult to make Earth look like shit
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As if we needed a frame of reference to understand that earth looks like shit. I mean, it has over 7 billion people on it, what did you expect?
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Pretty sure we’ll fuck that one up too.
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Is it tough working at the Onion these days? It's almost as if you really can't surpass any of the real life sh*t headlines going around. :)
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Way for them to trip over that low bar.
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