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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 16 Nov 2017

    Astronomers Discover New Planet That Really Makes Earth Look Like Shit https://trib.al/qo6hmr2 pic.twitter.com/5nxh0ZawHK

    6:28 AM - 16 Nov 2017
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      1. Lee‏ @ukule_lee 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The coastlines are a mess though. Too baroque and not equatorial enough. Designer was clearly trying to capitalize on the past success of Norway, but went over the top with all the tropical fjords strewn about haphazard like. 7/10, would not colonize.

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      1. Noone Special‏ @KantBreal 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don't give that other planet the credit, we did that all on our own!

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      1. Rio Rinho‏ @RioxLoco 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Here you go.pic.twitter.com/iVvFUCfSCQ

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      1. The Ghost of Hipster Sasquatch  🖕ಠ_ಠ 🤘‏ @Gr8SageEqlofHvn 16 Nov 2017
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        Only a 5mph breeze? Hah! At least I can fly kites on Earth.

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      1. Roman‏ @naumenko_roman 16 Nov 2017
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        Please tell NASA scientist that "75 degrees Fahrenheit year-round" would be California :)

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      1.  🇳🇬 Judge Juche  🇳🇬‏ @amozu16 16 Nov 2017
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        No snow? Fucking cancelled

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      1. Terry Smith‏ @owg6973 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Oh yeah? How many flavors of Cheetos do they have? Case closed.

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      2. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That is about 3 times the mass of Earth so gravity would be 3X's more or like having two folk standing on your head and you would be unable to jump even an inch. In other words it is not nice, give me a moon sized planet so I can leap huge distances.

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      4. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @MasterMayhem16 @TheOnion

        Pringle Juggling sounds cool.

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      1. Petey Isom‏ @PeteyIsom 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Let's get on that! Literally I mean.

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      1. Kathleen Peterson‏ @Kathlee88308769 16 Nov 2017
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        Keep all humans away from it.

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      1. Brian Oaster‏ @BrianOaster 16 Nov 2017
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        It has free wifi

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      1. shane elrod‏ @shaneLrod 16 Nov 2017
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        the temp is hardly 75 degrees closer to 1500

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      1. Yuta Ichizuka ‏ @Yu_Ichiz 16 Nov 2017
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        Racism, poverty, climate problems. Not really difficult to make Earth look like shit

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      1. Misanthropic Soup‏ @misanthrosoup 16 Nov 2017
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        As if we needed a frame of reference to understand that earth looks like shit. I mean, it has over 7 billion people on it, what did you expect?

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pretty sure we’ll fuck that one up too.

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      1. pickles‏ @pick2frac2 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is it tough working at the Onion these days? It's almost as if you really can't surpass any of the real life sh*t headlines going around. :)

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      1. Spooky Jon  🎃‏ @JJMeath2377 16 Nov 2017
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        Way for them to trip over that low bar.

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