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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Nov 2017

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    "Honestly, I just wish they’d skip over it altogether."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/930898149413146625 …

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    Man At Job Interview Praying He Isn’t Asked About 2-Year Gap In Résumé When He Was Abducted By Aliens https://trib.al/9aH6S0D  pic.twitter.com/ce49jJ02Sv
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      2. MEAD‏ @ellemthorpe 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @DowneyForest

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      3. Chai Shirin‏ @DowneyForest 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ellemthorpe @TheOnion

        😂😂saaaaaame

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      4. MEAD‏ @ellemthorpe 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @DowneyForest @TheOnion

        Dude after u got ur tattoo

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      5. Chai Shirin‏ @DowneyForest 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ellemthorpe @TheOnion

        lol I can't believe u remembered haha that was crazy I was shook

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      6. MEAD‏ @ellemthorpe 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @DowneyForest @TheOnion

        Dude! Of course I remember I tell that story all the time! Love u

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      7. Chai Shirin‏ @DowneyForest 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ellemthorpe @TheOnion

        😂awww yay love you too

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      1. Raymond Hill‏ @Rayhill75Hill 15 Nov 2017
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        I know he was there, I was too.

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      1. Dani Mugho‏ @duncanndungu91 15 Nov 2017
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        Damn...it's not like he will be running a country if you know what i mean.

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      1. Michael Drop‏ @bexitstageleft 15 Nov 2017
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        That’s ok. If he once tweeted “lock her up” Trump will give him a lifetime appointment to the federal court.

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      1. Richard Stands‏ @richardstands 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Probing interview questions.

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      1. Mark Rooney  🇬🇧& 🇨🇮 Packers 667‏ @Piper336 15 Nov 2017
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        Hope they don’t find the implant during the physical.

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      1. J Allen‏ @The_JJAllen 15 Nov 2017
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        Young people these days are so unprepared. He should have had some excuses ready before the interview started. He could at least pass it off as an extended gap year.

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      1. Mario Fernandez‏ @MarioEROC 15 Nov 2017
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        When can you start?

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      1. Thick Lizzy is too silly to be spoopy!‏ @ThickLizzy 15 Nov 2017
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        He was in the "We come in peace" Corps.

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