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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Nov 2017

    Did You Know?pic.twitter.com/eZQ3wVpAm3

    2:32 PM - 15 Nov 2017
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    • Emmet Malik Tommy, but spooky 🅱️3️⃣ Pat ✌ Neil Gaghhhhhhhhnnon 🎃 Derrik cool boy Dig Search Partners Steven
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      1. Terry Smith‏ @owg6973 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Mine almost never reached the rim.

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      2. Joe Van Wetering‏ @joevw 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        cc: @chipmnk

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      3. welcome to the haumted alvim zome‏ @chipmnk 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @joevw @TheOnion

        Dang, time to get to work.

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 15 Nov 2017
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        87% of the basketballs on Earth are owned by white guys.

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      1. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese 15 Nov 2017
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        All 87% were because I missed

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      2. renegade v‏ @silverblaze713 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @runtimeerrorboy @TheOnion

        You can’t calculate the 87% from those two numbers

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      4. renegade v‏ @silverblaze713 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @runtimeerrorboy @TheOnion

        Say the average height to dunk is 6ft5 and the number of balls sold is year is 2 million. I don’t need to see it come out to be 87%. Your move.

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      6. renegade v‏ @silverblaze713 17 Nov 2017
        Replying to @runtimeerrorboy @TheOnion

        Those are clearly numbers I made up but that’s beside the point. Go ahead and show me how you calculated 0% dunked based on 2m balls purchased and 6ft5 average height

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      7. renegade v‏ @silverblaze713 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @silverblaze713 @runtimeerrorboy @TheOnion

        Lol really, you blocked me? Could have just admitted you made a mistake and I'd think the better of you for it.

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      2. Kermit Cohen‏ @cohen_kermit 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/vd25vlbDMA

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      3. Tamarra Kaida‏ @UmaAnyar 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @cohen_kermit @TheOnion

        yea, so...... what.

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      4. Kermit Cohen‏ @cohen_kermit 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @UmaAnyar @TheOnion

        Its Michael Jordan, who is very upset at this fact, because he was a famous basketball player.

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      1. Stacy Lehman‏ @StacyLehman43 17 Nov 2017
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        Interesting fact: 97.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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      1. Sprslyrsam‏ @sprslyrsam 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I was like how the fuck did they come up with that statistic and then noticed who was tweeting

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      1. Vivian Graves‏ @vidya_gamz 15 Nov 2017
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        that's so sad

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      1. renegade v‏ @silverblaze713 15 Nov 2017
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        Heartbreaking

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