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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Nov 2017

    On This Day In History: DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series https://trib.al/pwdI93U pic.twitter.com/ZwPGMs6Feo

    1:10 PM - 15 Nov 2017
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    • David A. Pumpkins 🎃 Greg Scanl🎃n Spooky Gool Heather Hubert //\\ Buffalo Key Right 7 Heaven OldCrow🔹🌽
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      1. jt‏ @jtc_delicious 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sad i it took me a second to realize this was an onion headline lmao

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      1. Nathan Scott‏ @FakeNathanScott 15 Nov 2017
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        This isn't even funny to joke about!

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      1. Boxcar_Jimmy42‏ @boxcar_jimmy42 15 Nov 2017
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        Great job encompassing everything that has disconnected them for so many years! Lol

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      2. Greg ‏ @Talkalotmuch 15 Nov 2017
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        The Dems consist of the really rich, the really poor, immigrants and hippies.

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      3. You Might Think He Loves You for Your Money But I‏ @ratfoot 15 Nov 2017
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        Cute strawman

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      1. kevin wiggins‏ @kevinwiggins2 15 Nov 2017
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        Another missed connection by the DNC

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      1. The Phantom Racer‏ @meme_deluxe 15 Nov 2017
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