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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 15 Nov 2017

    Obese Salmon Unable To Swim Upstream To Spawn https://trib.al/NyOp46y pic.twitter.com/Y8aHqDQx4B

    6:24 AM - 15 Nov 2017
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      1. Charles Martinet‏ @CharlesMartinet 18 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's a plus sized salmon.... don't hurt his little feelings..

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      1. Elliott B.‏ @ClawDrains 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Blames female salmon."

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      1. BlueJay_NE‏ @TANickMA 15 Nov 2017
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        A real salmon with curves!

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Seeing images of wildlife that represent a diverse array of body types, a growing number of Americans are reportedly feeling pressured to accept the increasingly realistic standards of wildlife beauty now depicted in the media, over the typical rail thin models.

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      1. David Auner‏ @DavidAuner1 15 Nov 2017
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        Salmon which have eaten estrogenic plastics in the ocean don't think all that effort is worth it either.

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      1. Leon Jacyna‏ @LeonJacyna 15 Nov 2017
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        Enough with the body shaming,guys. Not cool!

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      1. Laura‏ @LauraK33 15 Nov 2017
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        I’ll start a GoFundMe immediately to help.

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      1. Pami Kat Scoggins‏ @RudeKat_ 15 Nov 2017
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        pooooor widdle fisheee 😦😮😟😢pic.twitter.com/jGWH7WPnRp

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      1. Luke Morris‏ @lukemorris10 19 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Give it time someone will start a charity to help the “rising obesity rates in fish” and I’ll guarantee there will be some numpties that will donate 😂😂

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      1. edged‏ @Shadowdanknes 18 Nov 2017
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        Me..^

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      1. The Daily Double-U‏ @thedailydoubleu 16 Nov 2017
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        That's a good meal right there

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      1. Nana‏ @DadaStibo 15 Nov 2017
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        Lets eat it. Some good Omega-3 fat for the heart.

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      1. Tucker Jones‏ @Acipenser_TJ 15 Nov 2017
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        That's a pic of a sockeye salmon not a Chinook...

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      1. Ho Ho Homo‏ @Ho_Ho_H0M0 15 Nov 2017
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        I found my spirit animal

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      1. Dan Loya‏ @DanLoya1 15 Nov 2017
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        It hard to swim upstream with an entire red squid stuck to your arse😳

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      1. the D Boy‏ @hippopotus45 15 Nov 2017
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        He just didn't realize this trip was one way whether he got lucky or not

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      1. Lee‏ @ukule_lee 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Let's not blame the obesity. That salmon couldn't get laid because it's one of those racist baked alaska salmons.

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      1. Casey‏ @CaseyLind 15 Nov 2017
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        Save the endangered American Salmon!

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      1. Mordecai Goldstein‏ @UncleMordy 15 Nov 2017
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        What is this world coming to

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