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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Nov 2017

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    "We have to make sure that everything is in just as much disarray as it was when President Trump left, or he’ll be furious."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/930536854998405120 …

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    Staffers Frantically Trying To Restore Chaos To White House Before Trump Returns From Asia Trip https://trib.al/3kG2gQd  pic.twitter.com/G7UyhmyeGZ
    9:16 PM - 14 Nov 2017
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      1. Emerick‏ @EmerickTackett 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Best digital artists work for the Onion

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      1. Mary Ann Reiger‏ @maryannreiki 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MonicaLewinsky

        Really. Petty and spiteful. These kind of posts remind me of just how petty people can be. He.meets with world leaders to get jobs back and this is the kind of crap news media he returns to.

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      1. Samuel Petersen‏ @theearthstars 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        They had to ship in several boxes of partially eaten McRibs...apparently he likes the smell!pic.twitter.com/9ZlQjBeZxU

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      1. Dr Cheese N Crackers‏ @MSUFTW1 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @CarbonNitrogenO @TheOnion

        Each side gets what they deserve

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      1. Damaris Reda‏ @borinquena419 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Don’t forget the pop ups of all his past and present swampy cabinet

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      1. the D Boy‏ @hippopotus45 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Where is the industrial sized ketchup?

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      1. Notfakenewz‏ @Notfakenewz1 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ‘Let’s wrap this concise report of all relevant issues necessary to get the president up to speed on what’s happened while he was away’ - said no one ever.

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      1. Donald Nelson‏ @HanoyShan 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Have you seen his tweet about the CA shooting? He told them his thoughts and prayers are in TX.

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      1. Thistooshallpass‏ @kmorr0917 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MonicaLewinsky

        Not funny

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      1. Kantean nightmare‏ @theapathygap 14 Nov 2017
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        Or they are trying to sabotage the office while he's out...

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      1. David H Kennedy‏ @Minion2007 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ironic that you used a picture of what happened as soon as it was announced Trump won.

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      1. Thomas Ian Russell‏‏ @ThomasIanRusse5 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fear not America, if the country is in less disarray than when "Captain Chaos" left, our commander-in-chief will restore things to their natural state, utter and absolute chaos and confusion where the right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing!

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      1. ୧(╬ಠ益ಠ)૭ Bear-Ass‏ @LegendaryAsshol 14 Nov 2017
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        Im tearing up. God damn you. So perfect

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