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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Nov 2017

    Lettuce Sentenced To Slow, Painful Death In Vegetable Crisper Drawer https://trib.al/2xRUKMj pic.twitter.com/6ucjsQLbLS

    6:28 PM - 14 Nov 2017
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    28 replies 384 retweets 2,198 likes
      1. Frostrages‏ @Frostreads 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Too relatable. I apologise to all of the lettuce I have condemned to this fate.

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      1. ursuladecleir‏ @ursdc 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Me poor carrots, same fate

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      1. that guy, always wore a shirt‏ @Darph_Nader 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ironically crispr will help with that.

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      1. Tricia Moreno‏ @tricianometry 14 Nov 2017
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        @krontopia I do this

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      1. Chris Menzies‏ @uMenzies 14 Nov 2017
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        @PAPrairie12 lol a classic

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      1. Lee Takamiya‏ @leet793 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        So sad....lettuce pray

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      1. katiyani kapur‏ @katy_25 14 Nov 2017
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        U just made me feel so bad about myself

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      1. Liz Parker‏Verified account @yesnodetroit 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @mingle27

        Always, lol ...

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      1. TJ Hari‏ @tjlavisual 15 Nov 2017
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        @sharkb0x

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      1. C 💩ndid C 🤡mments‏ @practicallia 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Get out a my fridge!!!😆

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      1. Kelsey Holt‏ @kelseyholt201 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        H/T looks like my current lettuce drawer

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      1. EverLast‏ @TEsoldsoul4rNr 14 Nov 2017
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        Funny cause it's true

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      1. boogie mcCool‏ @TyCooley 14 Nov 2017
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        @sydneyleonard_

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      1. K8B‏ @K8MBrown 14 Nov 2017
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        Could go out as a seizure salad

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      1. Manjit S. Toor  🇨🇦‏ @manjit_toor98 14 Nov 2017
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        First the butter knife... and now the lettuce!? WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END!?

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      1. VotetheforkersOUTfeline‏ @KateMarin23 14 Nov 2017
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        Oh onion , my ONION, why do you hate vegetables so much. So tired of all the compassion for animals?

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      1. The Opinionated Croissant‏ @croissanttroll 14 Nov 2017
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        Now THIS is real news.

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