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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Nov 2017

    Signature Wedding Cocktail Provides Guests With Another Thing To Quietly Make Fun Of https://trib.al/AniJwoM pic.twitter.com/GKcup6Ug7S

    3:47 PM - 14 Nov 2017
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    • Amber Wood Michelle BOO👻Sorio Sendy Pierre-Simon Laplace GeraldineMander Coney Island Knife Fight ♡Crack Princess♡ T!m Touch Of Gray
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      1. A Cast of Thousands!‏ @MarliWalnuts 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Only a barbarian would mock a free cocktail.

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      1. Kyle Suba‏ @kylesuba 14 Nov 2017
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        His: an old fashioned with a new name. Hers: vodka pomegranate with elderflower liquor. Every. Fucking. Time. #weddingcocktails

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      2. Chris Menzies‏ @uMenzies 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @TraceyQuo reminds me of belle

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      3. Tracey MacCorquodale‏ @TraceyQuo 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @uMenzies @TheOnion

        If only Belle were that sophisticated

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      1. Brad Johnson‏ @BradTJohnson 14 Nov 2017
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        @ja_ja_jonnyboy

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      1. spoopy effect ed‏ @thehavenworks 14 Nov 2017
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        I honestly can't bring myself to insult free booze at a wedding. *Hugs glass*

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      1. Neil Henderson‏ @neilhendo10 14 Nov 2017
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        @Jesterdeen

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      1. Amy Hughes‏ @amyjhughes 14 Nov 2017
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        This combined with the donut wall is a bad idea

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      1. Cindy Hensley‏ @CindyluHensley 15 Nov 2017
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        Ha!!!

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      1. A n j e l i c a‏ @brokencandybar 14 Nov 2017
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        I love staring at my watch in an obvious manner to imply that I don't give their marriage very long...

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 14 Nov 2017
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        I gotta say, with these Onion guys the penis jokes abound.

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      1. Tony D‏ @biff725 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Look. The one you have looks like penis and it's aiming at me did they try to set us up.

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 14 Nov 2017
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        I realize I haven’t been to a wedding in a while, but is this a thing? Are people doing this? You mean weddings got worse?

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      1. ewrpex87‏ @Njbeacbum45 14 Nov 2017
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        I feel morally superior having gone with the Martini Bar at my wedding.

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      1. Jim Shepherd‏ @zathraslives 14 Nov 2017
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        Nice pear.

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      2. Brandoo‏ @boi_u_fancy 14 Nov 2017
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        @holaislavista

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