Only a barbarian would mock a free cocktail.
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His: an old fashioned with a new name. Hers: vodka pomegranate with elderflower liquor. Every. Fucking. Time.
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@TraceyQuo reminds me of belle -
If only Belle were that sophisticated
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I honestly can't bring myself to insult free booze at a wedding. *Hugs glass*
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This combined with the donut wall is a bad idea
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I love staring at my watch in an obvious manner to imply that I don't give their marriage very long...
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I gotta say, with these Onion guys the penis jokes abound.
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Look. The one you have looks like penis and it's aiming at me did they try to set us up.
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I realize I haven’t been to a wedding in a while, but is this a thing? Are people doing this? You mean weddings got worse?
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I feel morally superior having gone with the Martini Bar at my wedding.
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Nice pear.
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