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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Nov 2017

    PR Firm Advises U.S. To Cut Ties With Alabama https://trib.al/VQBFz7E pic.twitter.com/7bPontoXjs

    9:28 AM - 14 Nov 2017
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    • GUTANN Suze 🎃KarrieK🎃 Jane Fuller Kimberlee Pearce #VOTENOV6 Camryn Davis Shan Fran Drk 🌹 NOLA Billy Hereford
    33 replies 1,180 retweets 4,083 likes
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      2. zeus‏ @9ersush 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can we add the south to that list

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      3. Ashley Wagner‏ @ashmw3203 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @9ersush @TheOnion

        You’d be surprised at how many people in the south don’t think like the gop.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. zeus‏ @9ersush 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ashmw3203 @TheOnion

        I apologize to you guys.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. andrea jones torres‏ @andreajonestor1 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        can the entire south just be made into its own sad little country? (but please airlift me out first)

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      1. Spooky 🎃 Flirt Gamer‏ @NFlirtGamer 14 Nov 2017
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        Only after we get a new Bugs Bunny gif for Alabama instead of Canada.pic.twitter.com/IAQliub7ri

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      1. Rebecca Dante‏ @RebeccaDante 14 Nov 2017
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        I just plan on cutting ties with the @gop #complicit #TrumpRussia

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      1. bidoof fan 03425‏ @UJustGotCarled 14 Nov 2017
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        LMAO the city locations are messed up

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      1. Eggbeating‏ @eggbeating 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SovietSergey

        Why stop there?

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      1. Jennifer McGlone‏ @reti209 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Let's add Texas to the list.

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      1. Gregarious Rex‏ @Gvolz89 14 Nov 2017
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        I'm ok with this.

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      2. John Graham‏ @JohnGrahamIV 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Cr_Hayward

        pic.twitter.com/46iYyD8pQy

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      3. PicklesAhoyHoy‏ @Cr_Hayward 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @JohnGrahamIV @TheOnion

        How have you got access to my childhood photo album?

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      2. Angry Moderate 2020‏ @PaulWartenberg 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        What, now?! But the Auburn-Alabama game is like super-important this year!

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      1. OBMS‏ @OBMS85 15 Nov 2017
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        Oh Yeah? Hold my beer an watch ' is.

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      1. Hunter Veitch‏ @h_veech12 14 Nov 2017
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        @ellenajaynaa lmao this PR guy worked with Myanmar, so trustworthy😂

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      1. Winona‏ @winonabrand 14 Nov 2017
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        👍🏻

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      2. SmartPeoplePlayTuba‏ @rayray8822 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When did @TheOnion decide to publish non-satirical stories?

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      3. Christian R. Conrad‏ @ChrisRConrad 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @rayray8822 @TheOnion

        About a year ago, I think.

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