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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Nov 2017

    Jared And Ivanka Holding Each Other At Gunpoint In Kitchen After Simultaneously Revealing Undercover Identities https://trib.al/wSm6qq8 pic.twitter.com/4r8ptxGFFM

    7:55 AM - 14 Nov 2017
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    65 replies 1,507 retweets 5,867 likes
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      2. TaurusBone‏ @TaurusBone 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “FBI! You are under arrest” they shouted in unison 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

        1 reply 2 retweets 41 likes
      3. Jordan Barab‏ @jbarab 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TaurusBone @TheOnion

        More like "KGB! You're under arrest!"

        0 replies 2 retweets 40 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1.  👻 Florence is a Spooky Brujah  👻‏ @GhoulishGrace 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Dropdeadcunts @TheOnion

        Come on now! There could be kids reading this! Exposing them to Donald Trump's face like that...

        2 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
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      1. limingzhang‏ @limingzhang 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Do you work for Russia like me? " "Absolutely not! I'm work for China"

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      2. Whistling Batter‏ @WhistlingBatter 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @davelhudson

        my money's on Ivanka.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. David Hudson‏ @davelhudson 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @WhistlingBatter @TheOnion

        Oh for sure. Have you heard that guy speak? He ain’t Sean Connery.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Whistling Batter‏ @WhistlingBatter 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @davelhudson @TheOnion

        Got a purty mouth. Will be popular in Federal Pound * * * Prison.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. David Hudson‏ @davelhudson 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @WhistlingBatter @TheOnion

        Those of us without power can only hope. Actually, I don’t want anyone to suffer that sort of thing. Twenty years of being a number will be fine.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Timmayb‏ @soup303 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/754ppyFo5U

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      1. Berry‏ @WeWillBerryYou 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “FSB, freeze!” shouted two heavily accented voices in unison.

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      1. The New Truth‏ @thenewtruth1 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @allahpundit

        Quick someone needs to super impose their faces on this video. #ivanka #jaredpic.twitter.com/2LYuHcuh1R

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      1. Kim Lazenby‏ @GeekCollage 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Fire! Just fire!

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      1. Ruthsaidwhat?‏ @rschiff40 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ✋Please - they’d have the servants do it for thempic.twitter.com/nr2zrdWSkz

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      1. Jordan Wood‏ @JordanWood 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why is Jared Kushner Will Arnett here?

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      1. Find me on Mastodon‏ @AmyDentata 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        bless you, onion

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      1. bgrobb‏ @baryoki 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        their humanity and identity has been replaced by a love of money,

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      1. Rise From The Ashes - VOTE ‼️‏ @amelie811 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm not sure either one of them can find the business end of a gun...

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      1. Michael Whitehead‏ @Egalitare 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Worst ever remake of Mr. & Mrs. Smith🤦🏽‍♂️

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