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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Nov 2017

    Area Man Considers Self Ally To Women Unless They Threaten His Status In Literally Any Way https://trib.al/N8Fs1Tn pic.twitter.com/KewrbvNWvJ

    7:14 AM - 14 Nov 2017
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      2. A n j e l i c a‏ @brokencandybar 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The sentiments of most men

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. DOOOOOM 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈‏ @Croakinc36 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @brokencandybar @TheOnion

        *some

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. A n j e l i c a‏ @brokencandybar 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Croakinc36 @TheOnion

        You're right. Some. Not all. I shouldn't group all men together

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. DOOOOOM 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍🌈‏ @Croakinc36 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @brokencandybar @TheOnion

        Oh thank god. So many radicals these days.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Ian  🇺🇸‏ @EmannnR 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Croakinc36 @TheOnion

        And let us remember the onion is satirical journalism

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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      1. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion got layers...

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      2. Pain Sporkensen (nothing scary here)‏ @Janerette 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I had a boyfriend once who said if a woman ever contradicted or disputed anything he said, he was honour-bound to prove her wrong.

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. rafaMEX‏ @rafaMEX3 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Janerette @TheOnion

        You had a medival samurai boyfriend

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Pain Sporkensen (nothing scary here)‏ @Janerette 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @rafaMEX3 @TheOnion

        LOL He stopped short of hari-kiri

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Passing Strange At Present‏ @Chimaera000 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You used to do satire. Now it's all truth

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      1. Sharon Ralls Lemon‏ @PithyContent 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I'm laughing so hard I can barely breathe!!

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      1. meg‏ @thedalymegnews 14 Nov 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/QzngI9gLOA

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      1. Remy‏ @RemyVorender 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey wait a minute! This isn't satire. :)

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      2. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Female porn stars get paid 10x what their male counterparts do, and the guy's doing all the work! #EqualPay #GenderGap

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Dannielle‏ @NinAnnunaki 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @J_Roc1971 @TheOnion

        Because the main purchasers or revenue for porn are male and I'm pretty sure they aren't buying it to look at the guy doing his "work".

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @NinAnnunaki @TheOnion

        I wasn’t being entirely serious to be honest, but your point is well taken. Indulge me. Porn is an industry created for men (mostly), I agree. But we can’t ask for income equality in only certain circumstances. It’s either equal, or it’s not.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Chris West‏ @littlerobbergrl 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @J_Roc1971 @NinAnnunaki @TheOnion

        One person's work involves pain, anal prolapse, much greater risk of aids. Danger money....

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 15 Nov 2017
        Replying to @littlerobbergrl @NinAnnunaki @TheOnion

        A lot of women actually find sex pleasurable (no pain), and not all do anal (no prolapse). Those women still make way more than men.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      8. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 16 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Teresta @littlerobbergrl and

        What?! 😳 lol. Yes, of course. Look ladies, I’m defending a position here that I took as a joke. You do realize you were @TheOnion right? Women should be celebrating the fact that at least there’s one industry out there right now where they are paid more than men. Deservedly so.

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