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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 14 Nov 2017

    World Doesn't Even Know Who To Admire Anymore After Tom Hanks Murders 5 https://trib.al/44Ni9XW pic.twitter.com/PgC0wqJgdv

    6:23 AM - 14 Nov 2017
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    168 replies 3,393 retweets 11,689 likes
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      2. Rory MacGregor Kirkwood‏ @rorymkirkwood 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I still admire Tom Hanks. They clearly had it coming.

        5 replies 5 retweets 239 likes
      3. Mr Peanutbutter‏ @illogicalhooman 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @rorymkirkwood @TheOnion

        Yes the world is overpopulated anyways.

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. Brandon Longo‏ @brandonlongo 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Video catches him fleeing the scene.pic.twitter.com/7zXyHtHkAU

        0 replies 2 retweets 41 likes
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      2. Devon‏ @devonlynnc 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @chelseaperetti

        Don’t even joke about @tomhanks he is a national treasure 😂♥️♥️♥️♥️

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Brian Brinkley‏ @PhotoGuyBri 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @devonlynnc @TheOnion and

        National Treasure was Nicholas Cage. ;)

        2 replies 0 retweets 30 likes
      4. Devon‏ @devonlynnc 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @PhotoGuyBri @TheOnion and

        😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. candy killer‏ @AndyKimy 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is awful. Everyone knows Onion headlines come true after 10 years.

        1 reply 1 retweet 44 likes
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      2. #GlobeEarther  🌎‏ @Bsmith_KCMO 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/X7SnRjTXCm

        1 reply 1 retweet 56 likes
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      2. Angry Moderate 2020‏ @PaulWartenberg 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        DAMMIT ONION THAT SH-T AINT FUNNY.

        2 replies 0 retweets 36 likes
      3. Angry Moderate 2020‏ @PaulWartenberg 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @PaulWartenberg @TheOnion

        Unless Hanks was involved in wiping out a terrorist cell of neo-Nazis planning to blow up a school bus full of nuns and puppies, this isn't a story we need to be waking up to, damn you.

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. SeabeeGR(Suikoden)‏ @JeaneSuikoden 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @senatorshoshana

        Ugh.. Is this the Twilight Zone or something because this is just messed up.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      4. SeabeeGR(Suikoden)‏ @JeaneSuikoden 14 Nov 2017

        Lol nope, never heard of them 😂

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      6. ScrewTrump‏ @ScrewTrump2 14 Nov 2017

        Odd, because the national online Onion is satire, but the print version (I'm from close enough to be familiar) is not... Threw me off!

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. John Paulsen‏ @John_Paulsen 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ScrewTrump2 @JeaneSuikoden and

        The last time I read a print version of The Onion, it was most definitely satire.

        0 replies 0 retweets 21 likes
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      1.  💌‏ @stealingsuns 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        delete thispic.twitter.com/CjXH5OAwaH

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