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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Nov 2017

      Roy Moore On Pedophilia Accusers: ‘These Women Are Only Discrediting Me Now Because Shifting Sociocultural Norms Have Created An Environment In Which Assault Allegations Are Taken Seriously’ https://trib.al/VmM8AYv pic.twitter.com/fO1BcLkPtt

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Nov 2017

      .@MooreSenate: "My accusers are nothing but slandering opportunists taking advantage of the deteriorating influence of the patriarchy.” https://trib.al/4Kml0YQ pic.twitter.com/oUgKDhcozO

      7:25 PM - 13 Nov 2017
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        2. estee tabernac‏ @esteetabernac 13 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @MooreSenate

          Wow, the Onion is the only reliable news agency on the planet. That's kinda sad.

          5 replies 11 retweets 409 likes
        3. Mz.Miller‏ @saltybroad503 13 Nov 2017
          Replying to @esteetabernac @TheOnion @MooreSenate

          Seriously, when the onion is suddenly not the onion and makes other news (like fox) look like satire.

          0 replies 3 retweets 34 likes
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        2. Michelle‏ @MostlyBlackCats 14 Nov 2017
          Replying to @CKnSD619 @TheOnion @MooreSenate

          He who shouts the loudest has the most to hide

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        4. Michelle‏ @MostlyBlackCats 14 Nov 2017
          Replying to @CKnSD619 @TheOnion @MooreSenate

          It would go over his head

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        1. Angel‏ @leeprado6 13 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @MooreSenate

          Derrr, idk it checks out to meee..pic.twitter.com/Nz7uir85Zw

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        2. SIOUXfemme‏ @SIOUXfemme 13 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @MooreSenate

          That sounds like an admission of guilt. The society he thrived in did not allow victims to come forward. He is a disgusting human being.

          1 reply 1 retweet 6 likes
        3. Señor Benjamin Franklin‏ @zacelmenreich 13 Nov 2017
          Replying to @SIOUXfemme @TheOnion @MooreSenate

          You do know that this is @TheOnion don't you?

          2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
        4. SIOUXfemme‏ @SIOUXfemme 14 Nov 2017
          Replying to @zacelmenreich @TheOnion @MooreSenate

          You do know this is Twitter right? I am extending the thought.

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        2. Dave Goldenberg‏ @davegoldenberg 13 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @MooreSenate

          Moore asserts he had the girl’s mother’s permission to assault her.

          2 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
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        1. Raj Dash‏ @RSDMad 14 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @MooreSenate

          Think that’s called progress. When fear subsided and truth rises to the top. It’s too sad they couldn’t feel safe decades earlier. It’s worse Roy Moore is still a thing.

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        2. Mary Hall-Rayford #VoteBlue‏ @educatormary 14 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion @BioAnnie1 @MooreSenate

          Read this book http://myBook.to/TrappedMHR  to get a better understanding as to why women keep silent. Women don't need to be victimized twice, just to cover a predator.

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3.  🌊Happy Blue Year 2018  🌊  🌈‏ @BioAnnie1 14 Nov 2017
          Replying to @educatormary @TheOnion @MooreSenate

          Um 😐 This is @TheOnion You get that it’s satire right? Don’t need 2 LEARN why women keep silent & neither do most women-glad u wrote it tho!

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        4. Mary Hall-Rayford #VoteBlue‏ @educatormary 14 Nov 2017
          Replying to @BioAnnie1 @TheOnion @MooreSenate

          Yes, I know it was satire, but I promote my books whenever I get the chance; especially on a subject as serious as sexual abuse. 😀

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        5.  🌊Happy Blue Year 2018  🌊  🌈‏ @BioAnnie1 14 Nov 2017
          Replying to @educatormary @TheOnion @MooreSenate

          Good 4u, but I have no idea what ur book says. Based on Bio guessing it’s all about #SkyDaddy & let’s not 4get where most abuse comes from.

          2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
        6. Mary Hall-Rayford #VoteBlue‏ @educatormary 14 Nov 2017
          Replying to @BioAnnie1 @TheOnion @MooreSenate

          It occurred to me that I needed to clarify something; I stand on the side of right, justice, peace and love. I also suggest ppl read my feed before drawing inaccurate conclusions. My love of the Lord doesn't stop me from loving people & doing the right thing. 😀

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        7.  🌊Happy Blue Year 2018  🌊  🌈‏ @BioAnnie1 14 Nov 2017
          Replying to @educatormary @TheOnion @MooreSenate

          Either did Roy Moore’s

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        8.  🌊Happy Blue Year 2018  🌊  🌈‏ @BioAnnie1 14 Nov 2017
          Replying to @BioAnnie1 @educatormary and

          Not suggesting you are him, but if your book proclaims Gawd as a cure-please just go away.

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