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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Nov 2017

    Roy Moore On Pedophilia Accusers: ‘These Women Are Only Discrediting Me Now Because Shifting Sociocultural Norms Have Created An Environment In Which Assault Allegations Are Taken Seriously’ https://trib.al/VmM8AYv pic.twitter.com/fO1BcLkPtt

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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Nov 2017

        .@MooreSenate: "My accusers are nothing but slandering opportunists taking advantage of the deteriorating influence of the patriarchy.” https://trib.al/4Kml0YQ pic.twitter.com/oUgKDhcozO

        28 replies 693 retweets 2,399 likes
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      2. Eileen‏ @EileenIcel 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Oski_oui_oui

        See now I used to love you guys, but current politics far out-crazy you all.

        2 replies 3 retweets 74 likes
      3. Bonnie Washington‏ @BonnieWashing14 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @EileenIcel @Oski_oui_oui @TheOnion

        So true. I use to be able to distinguish between satire and news. Not any longer.

        4 replies 3 retweets 138 likes
      4. Greg Ellner‏ @GregoryEllner 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @BonnieWashing14 @EileenIcel and

        I'm not even kidding: I had to check the logo to make sure this is the Onion.

        3 replies 4 retweets 95 likes
      5. Bonnie Washington‏ @BonnieWashing14 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @GregoryEllner @EileenIcel and

        We've entered the twilight zone.

        3 replies 4 retweets 57 likes
      6. Greg Ellner‏ @GregoryEllner 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @BonnieWashing14 @EileenIcel and

        And/Or the Tyson Zone.

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Elvin Fields‏ @ef4207514 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        JFK had some minor age affairs

        42 replies 1 retweet 9 likes
      3. corey sanchez‏ @corbinsnchz 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ef4207514 @TheOnion

        the 19 year old? yeah that’s DEFINITELY on the same level as a 14 year old!

        8 replies 1 retweet 336 likes
      4. MJ  🦄‏ @unicornFairyX 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @corbinsnchz @ef4207514 @TheOnion

        And when JFK runs again, I will vote against him.

        7 replies 5 retweets 818 likes
      5. Nick Brock Antiques‏ @NBrockAntiques 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @unicornFairyX @corbinsnchz and

        🎯🎯🎯

        0 replies 0 retweets 32 likes
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      2. Jeff Bunde‏ @Gothenem 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @mmasnick

        I mean, I KNOW the onion is a satire site, but their satire is a little too close to actual reporting here, and on the mass shootings too. I think @TheOnion needs to satire it up a bit. Add a Sasquatch or something.

        1 reply 0 retweets 22 likes
      3. Mike Masnick‏ @mmasnick 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Gothenem @TheOnion

        we live in the post satire world now

        2 replies 1 retweet 24 likes
      4. YouCan'tFixStupid2‏ @LadyYoucan 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @mmasnick @Gothenem @TheOnion

        Time 2 bring Jon Stewart out of retirement. Who, even though he was political satire, was bipartisan & honest on his show. Truthful, intelligent, slammed both sides when they were wrong, & funny!

        2 replies 2 retweets 14 likes
      5. Mysteriously Unnamed‏ @Scorpsistah 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @LadyYoucan @mmasnick and

        Stephen Colbert, Treavor Noah, & John Oliver are filling the void. Love Jon Stewart & miss him too.

        0 replies 2 retweets 9 likes
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      2. Predeceased‏ @Predeceased 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ememess

        I thought he had seriously said that until I saw the source. Satire is dead.

        1 reply 1 retweet 57 likes
      3. Michael Marshall Smith‏Verified account @ememess 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Predeceased @TheOnion

        I admire The Onion for struggling on, because yes, it’s so hard to tell.

        0 replies 1 retweet 79 likes
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      1. eTruePolitics‏ @eTruePolitics 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        “A Perfect Jumping-Off Point for Roy Moore” http://tiny.cc/ilyuoy pic.twitter.com/uCI36cChjx

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      1. Parsimoniously Yours‏ @OverclocktRobot 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is this another one of those "We're gonna re-post this every time it happens" articles, isn't it?

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      1. Picard 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇦‏ @PicardMMonster 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That moment when The Onion and reality really aren't that different. It's getting harder to tell what's real and what's satire these days.

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      1. b.‏ @shabrittnaynay 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No longer sure if the onion is imitating real life or real life has become the onion

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