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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Nov 2017

    Study: 90% Of Bike Accidents Preventable By Buying Car Like A Normal Person https://trib.al/V82nINQ pic.twitter.com/Tucq1qSWHp

    11:48 AM - 13 Nov 2017
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    179 replies 3,405 retweets 8,480 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        90% Of Car Accidents Preventable By Flying Personal Hovercraft.

        2 replies 2 retweets 53 likes
      3. Patrick but Spooky‏ @Swordsman1412 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @J_Roc1971 @TheOnion

        90% of hovercraft accidents preventable by buying teleporter

        2 replies 0 retweets 36 likes
      4. Greg Ellner‏ @GregoryEllner 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Swordsman1412 @J_Roc1971 @TheOnion

        90% of vehicular accidents preventable by having everybody just walk.

        3 replies 0 retweets 36 likes
      5.  🇳🇬 Judge Juche  🇳🇬‏ @amozu16 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @GregoryEllner @Swordsman1412 and

        I too love too spend 20 minutes walking down a street that takes 30 seconds to drive down

        2 replies 0 retweets 32 likes
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      2. al bryant‏ @asbryant72 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        not funny

        4 replies 2 retweets 10 likes
      3. It's Harvey. MAN_‏ @frenjensenden 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @asbryant72 @TheOnion

        Uh, yeah. It is.

        2 replies 1 retweet 182 likes
      4. deltapeco‏ @deltapeco 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @frenjensenden @asbryant72 @TheOnion

        It's funny because it is true.

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Washed-up Meme‏ @Zenmaster_Blue 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @BlazeLH

        1 reply 0 retweets 9 likes
      3. BlazeLifehammer‏ @BlazeLH 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Zenmaster_Blue @TheOnion

        saw 2 people riding bikes today in 40 degrees and rain

        6 replies 0 retweets 28 likes
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      1. Jack‏ @JackM512 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Did @JeremyClarkson write this?

        0 replies 1 retweet 58 likes
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      2. Julia‏ @1000_smiles 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        more like 90% Of Bike Accidents Preventable By Drivers Driving Their Car Like A Normal Person and Not Like He/She is the Only Person on the Road

        3 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. Steve‏ @HollywoodBall 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @1000_smiles @TheOnion

        Funny, 90% of the bicyclists I see blatantly ignore 100% of traffic signaling devices.

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. SamCornick‏ @Cornick303 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Study: 90% Of Car Accidents Preventable By Using Bike Instead

        1 reply 2 retweets 45 likes
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      2. Raymond-Kym Suttle‏ @RayKymSuttle 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JoSantisteban

        100% of bikes being hit by cars could be solved by everyone riding bikes

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. KregPeterman‏ @KregPeterman8 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @RayKymSuttle @TheOnion @JoSantisteban

        I wonder how big of bike I would need to pull my work trailer ?

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. Martin‏ @mknash_v2 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @KregPeterman8 @RayKymSuttle and

        Regular bike, big trailerpic.twitter.com/WWlQUT0kod

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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