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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Nov 2017

    Fox News Struggling To Attract Younger 60-75 Demographic https://trib.al/vtWLwNk pic.twitter.com/HLOrJWk7ab

    7:40 AM - 13 Nov 2017
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    • Chad Vianey Steve Fatima Siddiqua spooky ghost man :0 Giovanna 𝕭. 𝕾𝖒𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖘 big sigh Jim Burke Richard Martin
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      1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 13 Nov 2017

        "Despite pulling big numbers with the 76-to-90 crowd, there’s a lot more we can do to draw in that coveted 60-to-75 audience.” https://trib.al/UgGLLd9 pic.twitter.com/20eXXdbXSP

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      1. Angel‏ @leeprado6 13 Nov 2017
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        Bunch of angry baby boomers wishing they we're living in the 50s again

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      2. StopTheMadness‏ @georgezab 13 Nov 2017
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        They’re out there.pic.twitter.com/c6pq6FZeSU

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      1. Troy Smith‏ @smitty2510 13 Nov 2017
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        If their Late Night programming began at 4pm, they might be in business.

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      1. Skechy Max Normal‏ @bustmykeyboard 13 Nov 2017
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        "@TheOnion: Fox News Struggling To Attract Younger 60-75 Demographic https://trib.al/vtWLwNk  pic.twitter.com/4sdc96AHnZ"

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      1. Buff Tucker‏ @BuffTucker 13 Nov 2017
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        thanks Onion for all the coffee on my keyboard 😂

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      1. Cheryl Tillery Sharp‏ @TennesseeNeNe 13 Nov 2017
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        Blahaha, or the educated or those who think for themselves or those who don't believe conservative hate diatribe or ......

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      1. Ruthsaidwhat?‏ @rschiff40 13 Nov 2017
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        (Insert old-timey 🎶 here)pic.twitter.com/1xgK4pyyNT

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      1. Bill Alford‏ @Privado_Idaho 13 Nov 2017
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        https://www.gofundme.com/keurig-for-planned-parenthood …

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      1. ベスバル‏ @BesuBaru 13 Nov 2017
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        Of course, because it's Fox News. Basically right-wing CNN.

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      1. Brian Corey‏ @bobo_belinsky 13 Nov 2017
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        Same issue for Wall Street Journal. Ha!

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      1. Daniel‏ @Charlie19146 13 Nov 2017
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        I hear Nathan Lane has been approached to play Hannity in the upcoming Trump movie. Any truth to this?

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