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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 12 Nov 2017

    Entirety Of Hollywood Film Industry Replaced With 40,000 Christopher Plummers https://trib.al/D5IPKEn pic.twitter.com/nED0S5Mldr

    2:05 PM - 12 Nov 2017
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      2. Shaun Robert George‏ @SrgeorgeShaun 12 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The World needs more Plummers.

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      3. Trevor Johnston‏ @TrevJohnston 13 Nov 2017
        Replying to @SrgeorgeShaun @TheOnion

        Are you suggesting a world flush with Plummers?

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Donald J. Hedgehog‏ @DonaldJHedgehog 12 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Like that scene in "Being John Malkovich" but with a different guy!

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      1. Alex Neri‏ @AlexNeri__ 12 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Let him finish House of Cards, and while he's at it, make him film the rest of Sense8.

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      1. That One Guy‏ @thatoneguy2440 12 Nov 2017
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        Worst part is... I wouldn't mind LMAFO good news @TwistedPrimepic.twitter.com/loFGQ9BYOr

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      1. Vote Nov. 6th!!!!‏ @RedRavenOneOne 12 Nov 2017
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        I’m actually ok with this.

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      1. Kn‏ @KenOlIsh 14 Dec 2017
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        @Zaragoza43

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      1. La Rae Williams‏ @BohemianPatriot 12 Nov 2017
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        I Love Christopher Plummer ( #SoundOfMusic). But does that mean no more Movie Roles for POC? Many Period Pieces ( see the one Above) act as if We did not Exist. #JustSaying, #NotGoingBack...

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      1. Jon Biegen‏ @JonBiegen 12 Nov 2017
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        thank you.pic.twitter.com/8dlLbX8Gi4

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      1. Please, register to vote today!!!‏ @WeirdoTZero 12 Nov 2017
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        This is the future liberals want.

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      1. Leon Jacyna‏ @LeonJacyna 12 Nov 2017
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        But can he do Godzilla?

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      1. Nicolas Brown‏ @techniciannick 12 Nov 2017
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        Ugh. Obviously fake news. Thanks, Onion

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      1. Orrite Then‏ @OrRite_Then 12 Nov 2017
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        When Christopher Plummer does the costume dramas he will own the Queen Victoria role. Can turn his hand to anything

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      1. angled‏ @aroosjo 12 Nov 2017
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        A Canadian!

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      1. 4 • TweetSake 🔹‏ @TrumpTweety 12 Nov 2017
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        Allahpundit = Josh Quoting the Onion 😂🤣😂

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      1. Roger Stone's 5-Head‏ @RogerStones5Hed 12 Nov 2017
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        Seen it

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