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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Nov 2017

    Increasing Number Of Men Pressured To Accept Realistic Standards Of Female Beauty https://trib.al/SjxL1na pic.twitter.com/GUC5dvN2v9

    7:30 PM - 11 Nov 2017
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    50 replies 414 retweets 2,059 likes
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      2. KrystalE‏ @KrystalLEstell 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The number of upset males in these comments.... 😂

        4 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. brandyn‏ @bwandyn 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @KrystalLEstell

        ... there's not much

        0 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Local Man Shocked and Confounded at Realization that Living Women's Bodies Must Be Large Enough to Contain Vital Organs. "This is not like the waifu in my video games." -Professional Porn Gamer Weeabo Smith

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      1. Joe Flower‏ @mrjoeflower 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ...my buddy lost his Photoshop job at Cosmopolitan but is now objectifying landscapes for National Geograph....

        0 replies 1 retweet 31 likes
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      1. New conversation
      2. Sergey Kofanov‏ @SergeyKofanov 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Word beauty is in itself mysoginist

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. always gassy‏ @andyaloser 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @SergeyKofanov @TheOnion

        You’re thinking of the word “booty”

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Sergey Kofanov‏ @SergeyKofanov 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @andyaloser @TheOnion

        You perform poorly as a mind reader

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Arceuthobium‏ @TheOtherSimo 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I think all research shows that men's ideal of female beauty is closer to reality than women's ideal is.

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Harry A. Heinz‏ @HarryAHeinz1 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOtherSimo @TheOnion

        Where'd you get that data? Pulled straight out of your Peduncle?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Arceuthobium‏ @TheOtherSimo 12 Nov 2017
        Replying to @HarryAHeinz1 @TheOnion

        https://scholar.google.com/scholar?hl=en&as_sdt=0,38&qsp=4&q=perceptions+of+desirable+body+shape …

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Harry A. Heinz‏ @HarryAHeinz1 12 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOtherSimo @TheOnion

        Your literal first link requires you to buy it and your second link is from 1989 mang y u lying

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      1. William Lee Twitch‏ @WLTwitch_ 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "I agree!" -Curvy Guypic.twitter.com/zOwLwLFeJf

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      1. Saasan‏ @decidedlysarah 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Our forefathers didn't fight and die for this. smh

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      1. Dexter Morgan‏ @DexterMorgan70 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        One group of degenerates demanding another group of degenerates accept their idiotic value judgments. What a surprise.

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      2. Noel but, like, a Halloween pun or something...  🎃‏ @NoelRComedy 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @CarbonNitrogenO @TheOnion

        Says the dude who's never ducked a fat chick.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Noel but, like, a Halloween pun or something...  🎃‏ @NoelRComedy 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @NoelRComedy @CarbonNitrogenO @TheOnion

        *fucked Damn autocorrect...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Jillips‏ @Jillips_Ent 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @NoelRComedy @CarbonNitrogenO @TheOnion

        You were so close. SO CLOSE.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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