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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Nov 2017

    Levi’s Factory Implicated In Cruel Treatment Of Denim Cows https://trib.al/hGuzChx pic.twitter.com/wPLPqToy2i

    3:30 PM - 11 Nov 2017
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      1. Jason Firestein‏ @GolfingEsq 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Bad genes in those heifers.

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      2. Spook Wink-hell ⁉️(Hairy Anthony Israel)‏ @blockwonkel 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        These look jeanetically moo-dified

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      2. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Denim Cows, I have never herd of them before . . . . . . . . . HAHAHAHAH HAHA HAHH HAHAH HA HA HAHAH HA HA HA HA HA HAh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha h ah a

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Rob_Z_Tobor @TheOnion

        One should never milk a good joke, but.

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      1. Nick Thetford‏ @nickjthetford 11 Nov 2017
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        It was someone’s job to photoshop that and I hope they know I love them

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      1. Jon Kramer‏ @jonathan_kramer 11 Nov 2017
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        The North America Nauga is extinct at this point because of the value of their hides. I really could not care less about these cows when I remember the majestic Nauga.

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      1. Tim Perry‏ @TimothyPerry8 11 Nov 2017
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        And it takes four Lycra foxes to make ONE pair of yoga pants.

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      1. Kerim‏ @UCLAKerim 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Those punks! Don't they know the Denim Cow is an endangered animal! We are making jeans out of them and driving them into extinction!

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      2. VotetheforkersOUTfeline‏ @KateMarin23 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I laugh at everything. Hard to laugh at even satyrizing factory farming. The is a miss

        3 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. king of the hill‏ @fredturner651 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @KateMarin23 @TheOnion

        What's factory farming ?

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      1. Zipper Hoodies are an abomination‏ @shouldITbonfire 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is why only wear ethically sourced non-gmo artisanal denim.

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      1. john macdonald‏ @lennon4life1968 11 Nov 2017
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        Does this mean I should throw away my denim condoms?? So confused right now.

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      1. David Hawley‏ @DavidHawley2 11 Nov 2017
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        Especially the stonewashed ones.

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      2. Glen  🎃‏ @Glenthefossa 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        ty for scarring me for life

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      4.  🐈Christopher 🦈‏ @Recon408 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @lifmauc @TheOnion

        Lmfao

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      5. Onetoeup‏ @BrucePeacock3 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Recon408 @lifmauc @TheOnion

        Pull back your horns now. This is udderly sad. Now they will get colds and made to cough on jewelry. Mowwd Rings.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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      7. Onetoeup‏ @BrucePeacock3 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @lifmauc @Recon408 @TheOnion

        40 years ago there was a fad called mood rings. Bad pun. I know. I’ll try harder.

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      9. Onetoeup‏ @BrucePeacock3 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @lifmauc @Recon408 @TheOnion

        You must be aware of pet rocks then.

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