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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Nov 2017

    ‘Stranger Things 2’ Creators Say Keen Viewers Will Notice Twinge Of Disappointment Hidden In Every Scene https://trib.al/V17gGK8 pic.twitter.com/oLgqFOMTtS

    12:30 PM - 11 Nov 2017
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    • emaan ℜ𝔸𝒩𝐒𝒪M_ℕO𝐓𝐸.ᴛᴛғ Pierre-Simon Laplace Kᴜʀᴛ but like haloween themed ariola just elizabeth tanner honikel B0BAFETT andrew briggs
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      1. Bobby Lambert‏ @BigBoyBobs_ 11 Nov 2017
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        Useless episode

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      2. mulGHOULy  👻‏ @ChickenRunFacts 11 Nov 2017
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        @withachainsaw

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      3. patHELL‏ @comeonspidermn 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ChickenRunFacts @TheOnion

        Excuse you?

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      4. mulGHOULy  👻‏ @ChickenRunFacts 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @comeonspidermn @TheOnion

        Excuse me

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      5. patHELL‏ @comeonspidermn 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ChickenRunFacts @TheOnion

        You are excused

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      6. mulGHOULy  👻‏ @ChickenRunFacts 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @comeonspidermn @TheOnion

        Thank you

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      7. patHELL‏ @comeonspidermn 11 Nov 2017
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        You're welcome

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      2. Dennis Colón‏ @PlakeSnissken 11 Nov 2017
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        Episode 7 was dope though.

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      1. Isak‏ @IsakUljons 11 Nov 2017
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        I didn't like tha episode tbh.

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      1. ‘ere i am, j.h.‏ @big_boy_1992 11 Nov 2017
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        @cognitivediss86

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      1. dusty bottoms‏ @Kyleherr3 11 Nov 2017
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        Yeah no shit

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      1. LivefromtheBside SaturdayMorningz‏ @wavecap1977 11 Nov 2017
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        Y'all tripping on @TheOnion the? Did y'all forget this is satire?pic.twitter.com/BfYVP0k7uO

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      1. lee  🌊 🌊 I VOTED BLUE!! 🌊 🌊‏ @scanmead 11 Nov 2017
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        Season 2 should have been named Carrie Meets Jurassic Park.

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      1. chuck brown‏ @chuckbrown0916 11 Nov 2017
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        Is that Kai Greene in the background?

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      1. better than you‏ @GalaxyElk 11 Nov 2017
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        @_psychos0matic

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      1. ╚ȺƝǤɆŁ ɹǝpuıqʞ๏ØɃ  💩‏ @b_knox 11 Nov 2017
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        Sure beats the obtuse disappointment of every scene from season 1

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      1. B0BAFETT‏ @FilmandPaint 11 Nov 2017
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        Lol. So true. Very true. Loved the first season, acting was great 2nd season but the writing felt forced and very lackluster. This entire episode was very average and meh. Murderous “anti establishment” types. Reminded me of Antifa. “We’re allowed to destroy because we can” #meh

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      1.  🧘🏻‍♂️Debonair 🧘🏻‍♂️‏ @CommentsOn5tuff 11 Nov 2017
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