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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Nov 2017

    Generous Military Sends $800 In Disability To Man Who Wakes Up Screaming Every Night https://trib.al/EfOsYb9 pic.twitter.com/RnyLLVzDDF

    11:30 AM - 11 Nov 2017
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    23 replies 426 retweets 1,668 likes
      1. Crow‏ @Wolfram1045 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Damn...pic.twitter.com/7xebwsbcjF

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      1. AJ Fiege ✋🏼‏ @the_figs 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Christ onion sometimes you're just too real....

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      2. Lady of 1004 Holds‏ @ladytime421 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The Onion cuts deep sometimes.

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      3. Chaz‏ @FatLittleChaz 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ladytime421 @TheOnion

        Because they exaggerate the truth and people who want to believe it for their own political narrative do. This guy would have healthcare the rest of his life to address his issues and a lot more than $800 coming to him. Trust me. Please learn the truth.

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      4. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @FatLittleChaz @ladytime421 @TheOnion

        Surehttp://www.military.com/daily-news/2016/10/01/veterans-denied-millions-in-benefits-by-va.html …

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      5. Chaz‏ @FatLittleChaz 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @AMReese @ladytime421 @TheOnion

        Handpicked story. What about the majority with free healthcare and hospital access for life along with payments large enough to not have to work?

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      6. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @FatLittleChaz @ladytime421 @TheOnion

        You only get free healthcare and hospital access if you remain an active service member. Otherwise, you only get it for 5 years after separating. http://www.law.umaryland.edu/marshall/crsreports/crsdocuments/98-1006_F.pdf … If you heard otherwise, the recruiter lied to you.

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      7. Chaz‏ @FatLittleChaz 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @AMReese @ladytime421 @TheOnion

        Yes, and that was the case. What is your point?

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      8. Adamned Reese‏ @AMReese 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @FatLittleChaz @ladytime421 @TheOnion

        You said he would get healthcare for the rest of his life. That's a lie.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      9. Chaz‏ @FatLittleChaz 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @AMReese @ladytime421 @TheOnion

        It is not. He sure does. He is right here if I need to ask.

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 11 Nov 2017
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        Jesus Christ Onion, you’re supposed to be funny. ☹️

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      1. Evan O‏ @writtenstrange 11 Nov 2017
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        Spending it on guns will make him feel better.

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      2. T McKinley‏ @RevTMcK 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's not even a little bit funny because it's true. #VeteransDay #VeteransDay2017

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      3.  🇳🇬 Judge Juche  🇳🇬‏ @amozu16 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @RevTMcK @TheOnion

        That's what makes it funny, welcome to satire

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. T McKinley‏ @RevTMcK 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @amozu16 @TheOnion

        Is it possible my ironic twist on a satirical reaction to a lampoon of tragedy somehow got past you?

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      5.  🇳🇬 Judge Juche  🇳🇬‏ @amozu16 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @RevTMcK @TheOnion

        Lol, whoops

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      1. ZeroLyfe‏ @ZeroLyfeGamer 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't believe it because $800 is a little too generous for how our government treats veterans

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      1. Preemster‏ @yikes90909 11 Nov 2017
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        Savage

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