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Christ onion sometimes you're just too real....
The Onion cuts deep sometimes.
Because they exaggerate the truth and people who want to believe it for their own political narrative do. This guy would have healthcare the rest of his life to address his issues and a lot more than $800 coming to him. Trust me. Please learn the truth.
Handpicked story. What about the majority with free healthcare and hospital access for life along with payments large enough to not have to work?
You only get free healthcare and hospital access if you remain an active service member. Otherwise, you only get it for 5 years after separating. http://www.law.umaryland.edu/marshall/crsreports/crsdocuments/98-1006_F.pdf … If you heard otherwise, the recruiter lied to you.
Yes, and that was the case. What is your point?
You said he would get healthcare for the rest of his life. That's a lie.
It is not. He sure does. He is right here if I need to ask.
Jesus Christ Onion, you’re supposed to be funny. 
Spending it on guns will make him feel better.
It's not even a little bit funny because it's true. #VeteransDay #VeteransDay2017
That's what makes it funny, welcome to satire
Is it possible my ironic twist on a satirical reaction to a lampoon of tragedy somehow got past you?
Lol, whoops
I don't believe it because $800 is a little too generous for how our government treats veterans
Savage
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