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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 11 Nov 2017

    Lebron James Will Never Surpass Jordan Until He Leaves The NBA To Ride The Bench In Minor League Baseballpic.twitter.com/7Rwa9Gaz01

    8:30 AM - 11 Nov 2017
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    19 replies 476 retweets 1,449 likes
      1. A-Hex Skinner  🎃‏ @AlexSkinner 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        A-Hex Skinner  🎃 Retweeted A-Hex Skinner  🎃

        I write for The Onion.https://twitter.com/alexskinner/status/352477049287487488 …

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        A-Hex Skinner  🎃 @AlexSkinner
        Enough with the MJ/Kobe/Lebron comparisons until Kobe or Lebron quits the NBA to suck at baseball.
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      2. Adam Hoffman‏ @FolkTaleGeek 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Personally, I'm waiting for him to make a mediocre family film with the Looney Tunes.

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      1. Travis Smith‏ @MrSmitty21 11 Nov 2017
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        @IowaHawkeyeInKC

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      1. Seth Waltemyer‏ @__seth 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @ryanharter

        @ryanharter case closed

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      1. Justin‏ @IamJoogle 11 Nov 2017
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        @MM_Nickba

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      2. Lucy Stinkfinger‏ @lillucystink 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is so unimportant. Please go shut yourselves away in a dark cupboard and never bother humanity again.

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      3. Marc  🌊‏ @ozarkwalk 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @lillucystink @TheOnion

        Important? No. Funny as hell. Certainly.

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      2.  🤙‏ @DadsLoveNachos 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @SamuraiRy_

        Yo for real, this is why I have LeBron over Jordan. If you wanna talk prime, Jordan is high up. Longevity, it's Kareem. Stats is Wilt. Jordan isn't best though

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      3. Ryan Adams‏ @SamuraiRy_ 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @DadsLoveNachos @TheOnion

        Eric Snow better

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      4.  🤙‏ @DadsLoveNachos 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @SamuraiRy_ @TheOnion

        But like, Shaq might be. There's no GOAT in basketball, especially when one of them quit for 3 prime years

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      5. Ryan Adams‏ @SamuraiRy_ 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @DadsLoveNachos @TheOnion

        Well hang on now, let's not forget about sixer legend JaVale McGee

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      6.  🤙‏ @DadsLoveNachos 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @SamuraiRy_

        Hahaha yeah dude had like 4 solid games. Good enough for me

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      1. leashyourkids‏ @leashyourkids 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Or invents a time machine and goes back and plays in an era that required more.

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      1. Fiat32Lex‏ @Fiat32Lex 11 Nov 2017
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        Aka get yourself suspended for gambling. Added bonus, your followers will claim you would have won a championship in each year that you sucked at baseball.

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      1. Sam‏ @BillyWitch_Dr_ 11 Nov 2017
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        @FrancisYole jacob was right

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      1. Frederick King‏ @Kinmartindoug13 11 Nov 2017
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        The man's father was murdered after the 93 championship. At the time he wanted his father to have seen his last game. I'm not going to knock a man for not knowing his father, and won't for one loving his father. Jordan stats and ring count would be ridiculous if he hadn't left.pic.twitter.com/ZXgQx88TwJ

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      1. Nottoc‏ @Nottoc27 11 Nov 2017
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        He’ll never surpass him because he joined two more really talented players instead of building a team around him. That’s called being a follower not a leader.

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      1. SADDEPRESSDALLASFAN LABRON‏ @KASHMONEYJ1 11 Nov 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/RqTIk9kzzt

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