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Personally, I'm waiting for him to make a mediocre family film with the Looney Tunes.
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@ryanharter case closedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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This is so unimportant. Please go shut yourselves away in a dark cupboard and never bother humanity again.
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Important? No. Funny as hell. Certainly.
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Yo for real, this is why I have LeBron over Jordan. If you wanna talk prime, Jordan is high up. Longevity, it's Kareem. Stats is Wilt. Jordan isn't best though
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Eric Snow better
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But like, Shaq might be. There's no GOAT in basketball, especially when one of them quit for 3 prime years
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Well hang on now, let's not forget about sixer legend JaVale McGee
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Hahaha yeah dude had like 4 solid games. Good enough for me
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Or invents a time machine and goes back and plays in an era that required more.
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Aka get yourself suspended for gambling. Added bonus, your followers will claim you would have won a championship in each year that you sucked at baseball.
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@FrancisYole jacob was rightThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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The man's father was murdered after the 93 championship. At the time he wanted his father to have seen his last game. I'm not going to knock a man for not knowing his father, and won't for one loving his father. Jordan stats and ring count would be ridiculous if he hadn't left.pic.twitter.com/ZXgQx88TwJ
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He’ll never surpass him because he joined two more really talented players instead of building a team around him. That’s called being a follower not a leader.
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