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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Nov 2017

    Man Regrets Straying From Sour Cream And Onion Potato Chips https://trib.al/wFwxWtS pic.twitter.com/IWYAyGyxZh

    6:49 PM - 10 Nov 2017
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    26 replies 262 retweets 1,675 likes
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      2. scarlett boulevard‏ @scarlettboulev2 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why is this news?

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Rob Charles‏ @RobDCharles 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @scarlettboulev2 @TheOnion

        It's a pretty big story. Not sure what you're talking about..

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. scarlett boulevard‏ @scarlettboulev2 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @RobDCharles @TheOnion

        A man who regrets straying from sour cream and onion potato chips is a big story? Is it really?

        2 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      5. Rob Charles‏ @RobDCharles 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @scarlettboulev2 @TheOnion

        We've all been there. It's a big moment in anyone's life really. Some people prosper with change and some struggle. This is his story and we should celebrate it

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. scarlett boulevard‏ @scarlettboulev2 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @RobDCharles @TheOnion

        I can't tell if you're joking or not. I love chips as much as the next person but I don't think it should be such a big story. But that's just me.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Rob Charles‏ @RobDCharles 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @scarlettboulev2 @TheOnion

        What if instead of jalapeno he chose BBQ or dill pickle and loved it? Will he ever stray away from his comfort zone again after the disappointment of jalapeno?

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2.  👻 🎃★Midnight M.Natinee ★ 🎃 👻‏ @scribbleymark 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How dare you malign jalapeño kettle chips like this. They're a far superior chip.

        1 reply 1 retweet 19 likes
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      2. thom‏ @thnickerson 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @PLUS_SIZED_AL death before jalapeño kettle chips

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. thom‏ @thnickerson 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @thnickerson @TheOnion @PLUS_SIZED_AL

        Accept no Ms. Vickies substitutes

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4.  🏄‏ @PLUS_SIZED_AL 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @thnickerson @TheOnion

        REAl PATRICIAN HOURSpic.twitter.com/Z6LyDaBEN2

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. HallOfGlory‏ @Hall0fGlory 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Jalapeño chips are the best!!!!! @TheOnion better learn to not cross the line here. Jesus himself gave his life by dying on a cross just so those chips could one day be created. You better not make fun of them. Punkass hippies at @TheOnion. Is nothing sacred anymore?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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      2. Amy Morrison‏ @amy_mor 10 Nov 2017
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        @anna_lizard

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      3. Annalise‏ @anna_lizard 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @amy_mor @TheOnion

        Stop 😭 this is cyber bullying

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      1. Bridget‏ @BridgeFleming 10 Nov 2017
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        LMAO DEADASS MEEE

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      1. The BOO-starr‏ @theroostarr 11 Nov 2017
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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Man Regrets Straying From Sour Cream And Onion Potato Chips https://trib.al/wFwxWtS  pic.twitter.com/IWYAyGyxZh
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      1. Brother Hezekiah‏ @tupadreway 10 Nov 2017
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        Stay in your lane, "Man"! Jalapeno chips are for level 4 chip sommeliers, damn it.

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      1.  🐻theMcRiblet‏ @TheMcRiblet 10 Nov 2017
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        Jalapeno? Fuck that shit... Pabst blue ribbon!!!

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      1. Tea Rex‏ @iSebiii 10 Nov 2017
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        Bad choice. I feel sad for him. 😪

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