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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Nov 2017

    Toddler Scientists Finally Determine Number Of Peas That Fit Into Ear Canal https://trib.al/VaxEZXd pic.twitter.com/rvHH23XYl0

    2:34 PM - 10 Nov 2017
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    22 replies 521 retweets 2,186 likes
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      2. HugS‏Verified account @HugS86 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Has science gone too far?

        2 replies 1 retweet 51 likes
      3. drop astroworld  🗿‏ @OfficialKingKip 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @HugS86 @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/rx5HQ0XqaF

        0 replies 2 retweets 5 likes
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      2. NJ_Bailey‏ @DocCoach_Bailey 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I question the peer review process

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      3. Chris Janidlo‏ @crass_sandwich 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @DocCoach_Bailey @TheOnion

        ...you mean pea-r review?

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. NJ_Bailey‏ @DocCoach_Bailey 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @crass_sandwich @TheOnion

        I meant pea n ear review process. You know autocorrect

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      1. Md.zakir Hussain‏ @Mdzakir66650520 10 Nov 2017
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        Wow

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      1. kcz‏ @kcz100 10 Nov 2017
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        Science REALLY IS like that. Really!

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      1. Simpon‏ @Simpon_app 10 Nov 2017
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        Finally the media is covering something important.pic.twitter.com/9exQjTNzKM

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      1. Jake Skellington  💀 🎃‏ @JakeofAura 10 Nov 2017
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        Finally, a study that ACTUALLY matters

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      1. Herself Muldoon‏ @pilotjenny 10 Nov 2017
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        This was my brother, except using ball bearings.

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      1. this machine BURNS heretics‏ @inquisitorfred 10 Nov 2017
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        this is revolutionary, imagine the things we can do with this information

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      1. mad cow‏ @captain_marchy 10 Nov 2017
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        dis iss a neew and mind bwoing discovewey foah toddwers eveweewhewe and especawey foah science. dis is truwey an outbweak foah da pasuit uf medicull technowogy. Miwwions eveweewhewe wull be gweatwy impahcted by dis infomation.

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      1. Jon  🇬🇧‏ @jon_hill987 10 Nov 2017
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        idiots, that's clearly far too many.

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      1. dlbrowne‏ @jerseytidefan 11 Nov 2017
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        .. we hid our peas in the milk glass but, to each their own.

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      1. Louis Okay‏ @louis_okay 10 Nov 2017
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        It's fwee! Dis many.

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      1. Dennis Lafontaine‏ @dennis28879953 10 Nov 2017
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        Photo shows 14, not 6.

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      1. a_U_in_conduct‏ @MrsBraino 10 Nov 2017
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        My son put quite a bit of kraft mac and cheese up his nose. I never counted though. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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      1. Jeremy Coles‏ @JeremyTColes 10 Nov 2017
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        Rumor at my son’s daycare is that they bribed their peer-reviewers with the mashed peas, and even added some ice cream for good measure. If true, this could result in a timeout of significant length for the scientists.

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