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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Nov 2017

    Area Man Afraid Some Woman Might Come Out Of The Woodwork To Hold Him Accountable For Something https://trib.al/R6JVUkt pic.twitter.com/YFNF6sCKTS

    2:01 PM - 10 Nov 2017
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      1. Ruthsaidwhat?‏ @rschiff40 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Area Woman Pissed She Has To See/Work With That Man Never Held Accountable for Disgusting Crap He’s Said/Donepic.twitter.com/61iHHG2rk6

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      2. Ajaga Lateef‏ @AjagaLateef2 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Onion is great plants that benefit many people

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      1. Ammonymos‏ @Ninjamonkky 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Everything about the man in this picture let's you know that he's a Chad, or possibly a Brad, his woodwork is just crawling

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      1. boingboingbbeep‏ @boingboingbbeep 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Area misogynist sows wild oats on Saturday night. Goes to church on Sunday and prays for crop failure!

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      1. Patrick Duncan‏ @PatrickCDuncan 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @BradKeene

        Dear Onion, this is funny, but you need to up your game ... I still have no way of knowing if this is satirical or not.

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      2. Robert Matthew‏ @BobbyKlett 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @og_mr_d @Dach_Zombi

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      3. Zach Dombi‏ @Dach_Zombi 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @BobbyKlett @TheOnion @og_mr_d

        RIP

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      1. Bill Hakanson‏ @BiloHak 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Every male should have that fear until they're all neutered or transexuals.

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      2. coolncalm‏ @coolncalm3 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @flipflop4u2

        What do women do? We sexually tease too. It is not one sided. We like sex too.

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      3. Antonio‏ @ZVille86 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @coolncalm3 @TheOnion @flipflop4u2

        Yes y'all sure do, us Men just have a different Mentality about having our Asses smacked or Dicks grabbed. It's happened to Me and plenty of other Guys I know plenty of times, We just keep Walking like it never happened.......

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      4. coolncalm‏ @coolncalm3 11 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ZVille86 @TheOnion @flipflop4u2

        Okay, good point.

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      1. Preemster‏ @yikes90909 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Ex-girlF asked him what was 10 wks ago & he couldn’t remember that time, soon after they met, walking the city streets 1 lazy Saturday PM, the skies opened up they laughingly ducked into a hole in the wall ramen shop & ate happily, now she tells all he forgets 10wk anniversary

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      1. Cole‏ @killabuch 10 Nov 2017
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        🤔

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 10 Nov 2017
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        Some of the stories I have heard from women I know, about some of the shit that guys do, makes me embarrassed to be a man. It’s about time.

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      1. Frank SCAREinger  🕸 🎃 🌮 🕷 👻 👟‏ @papagarrbear 10 Nov 2017
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        True. So many are coming out with all these accusations! The timing is funny!

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