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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 10 Nov 2017

    Encouraging New Study Indicates Majority Of U.S. Students Can Now Recognize Math https://trib.al/OSxoM7E pic.twitter.com/CeJK8no6gz

    6:23 AM - 10 Nov 2017
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    • Famous Ben FreaksnGeeks Saxon? Chris Friedrich 不幸 Stain Travis H. Stracker Jerry Metzger Taylor Grant Fuckin' NEEEEEEEERD
    21 replies 433 retweets 1,930 likes
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      2. Mary Ann Kushner‏ @MaryAnnKushner 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This is how we got Trump, just sayin

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Brad‏ @BantheIRSS 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @MaryAnnKushner @TheOnion

        No, the evil horrid shrew that reminds every man of their ex-wife is how we got Trump.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Mary Ann Kushner‏ @MaryAnnKushner 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @BantheIRSS @TheOnion

        Trump reminds you of your ex? Yeah, I can see it...

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. The way it works‏ @thatisitnow 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @MaryAnnKushner @BantheIRSS @TheOnion

        I think he was talking about his mom.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. The way it works‏ @thatisitnow 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @thatisitnow @MaryAnnKushner and

        Which very well could be his X. We are both right.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      2. danhalen13‏ @danhalen13 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why Do You Capitalize Every Word?

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      3. i only sneeze in doubles or more‏ @leaderofkh 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @danhalen13 @TheOnion

        it's an article title, learn something new everyday

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
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      1.  🎃 Infinity Girl  🎃‏ @Bennjoon 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Maths.pic.twitter.com/m9Eg1hJEVZ

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      1. Fiddleford McGucket  🇬🇧 🇮🇹 🇺🇸‏ @McGucket1896 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I don't believe it

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      2. Carlos‏ @carloscantu_007 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's "Maff"....smh

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      1. Adrian Wright‏ @citysleuth 11 Nov 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/sYOqRIQyeU

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      1. MoreMusicMoreMoney‏ @MoreMusicMoreMo 10 Nov 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/MXRXSGIgZJ

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      1. Sherry Lochan‏ @wendylochan 10 Nov 2017
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        oh Omg!they are now catching up with #trinidad&tobago actuaries

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      1. Evan DaSilva‏ @EvanSciNbanjo 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        whoa, these numbers don't add up.

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      1. B‏ @Delerted 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But the cool ones call it maths

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      1. Gabriel Kramer‏ @GabeKramer Sep 11
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Things are looking up @JoSty.

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      1. J. Rose‏ @smaze94357 11 Nov 2017
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        Thanks to DeVos???

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      1. Herr Des Todes‏ @Captainwolff1 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        hooooooo boy that so interesting, look if a dumb man walk in that class room and you ask what on the withe broad he would say " that looks like math" you don't need to be smart to recognize what math look like.pic.twitter.com/PZBFtmphKt

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