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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 9 Nov 2017

    On This Day In History: Nov. 9, 2016 https://trib.al/ST8rYbK pic.twitter.com/hCv80vKtx0

    2:08 PM - 9 Nov 2017
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    28 replies 551 retweets 2,205 likes
      1. bastard cookie‏ @PatrickB702 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Gawdammit. The Onion is more truthful than Fox News.

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      2. Patrick Anderson‏ @andersonreds1 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You mean no one has left for Canada yet you people lied when you said if he got elected you were moving

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      3. By popular demand, The Void‏ @thedahmenator 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @andersonreds1 @TheOnion

        I mean moving to Canada after an election is probably the close to a national running joke that exists

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      2. BMG  💯‏ @real_BMG 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Well I'll miss ya @onion comedy is disappearing bit by bit everyday. Soon the unfunny PC Libtards will control all of it

        3 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. By popular demand, The Void‏ @thedahmenator 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @real_BMG @TheOnion @onion

        "I can't take a joke therefore comedy is dead"

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      2. he‏ @manofangery 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It was on this day 1 year ago that the true greatest tragedy ever to grace the United States of America took place

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      3. CurtEatsDirt‏ @curteatsdirt 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @manofangery @TheOnion

        So naive. Jackson and genocide of native Americans; slavery. Thank

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Tresa Horney‏ @tresahorney 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I thought you were supposed to be satire. 🤔

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      2. Jo Cool‏ @JoCool14 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Indeed. Trump’s heart is as black as it gets.

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      2. Thick Lizzy is too silly to be spoopy!‏ @ThickLizzy 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No hate for Andrew Jackson?

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      1. Zvláštní‏ @loadingbeta 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        How dare you even assume he has a heart??? This is totally wrong to just say things about somebody like that.

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      1. Matt Debes‏ @YazooGerst 9 Nov 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/uXNqopdAnc

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      1. 贾桂驰‏ @8I3M76yKTom7vmz 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        He's come China.I'm a Chinese.We're glad you came!

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      1. Camille Harper‏ @CamilleHarper12 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Yes it was certainly the blackest day ever in American history

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      2. BMG  💯‏ @real_BMG 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @pan142017 @TheOnion

        Uh yes it was

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      4. BMG  💯‏ @real_BMG 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @pan142017 @TheOnion

        We're not talking about what type of government we have, we're talking about a democratically elected president

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      6. BMG  💯‏ @real_BMG 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @pan142017 @TheOnion

        The people voted him in didn't they? But the difference between a republic and a democracy is that the people don't make the laws!

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. BMG  💯‏ @real_BMG 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @real_BMG @pan142017 @TheOnion

        Nonetheless the people still had full say in the election, making it a democratic election. If it were a republic, congress would decide!

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