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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 9 Nov 2017

    Entirety Of Hollywood Film Industry Replaced With 40,000 Christopher Plummers https://trib.al/qvcpodP pic.twitter.com/epmwBXJCtL

    1:02 PM - 9 Nov 2017
    • 3,588 Retweets
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    • SUPERflix Movies 🎥 🤓 Alie Rutty DAMtheBAM Ellathakie Santiago Ojeda Barack Obama Bertha Durham Aidan Hattier the grandma that captain marvel punched
    97 replies 3,588 retweets 10,032 likes
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      2. Troy Ghuullbrandt 🎃‏ @Troy_ROTK 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        UPDATE: Christopher Plummer accuses Christopher Plummer of sexual assault

        1 reply 10 retweets 141 likes
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      2. Christopher Gennari‏ @profgennari 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/kLQJ7ZRlnK

        1 reply 9 retweets 186 likes
      3. A Charles.‏ @DeadTheories 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @profgennari @TheOnion

        Brilliant

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      4. Christopher Gennari‏ @profgennari 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @DeadTheories @TheOnion

        ty

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      2. Josh Scheer‏ @Joshscheer 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @katya_zamo

        While we're at it, #ChristopherPlummer should also get into politics.pic.twitter.com/YSzUOT78BV

        1 reply 3 retweets 16 likes
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      1. This guy  🙄‏ @thirdpartier 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I understand that he's got a history of showing the top of his butt to people while he works. #PlummersCrack

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      2. Michael Medved‏Verified account @MedvedSHOW 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Great idea! He co-starred in THE SOUND OF MUSIC, didn't he?

        2 replies 0 retweets 8 likes
      3. Eric H‏ @TesseractUnfold 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @MedvedSHOW @TheOnion

        -- And Star Trek VI.pic.twitter.com/USohC4bVUl

        0 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
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      1. Celia Ceruolo‏ @Celiaceruolo 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Honestly, that would be okay with me.

        0 replies 0 retweets 32 likes
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      2. Monica McSweeney‏ @GTMamys 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Brilliant! Gotta say this trial by media,and subsequent dropping of Kevin Spacey on everything is making me feel very uneasy. But this made me laugh. Thank you

        1 reply 1 retweet 10 likes
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      1. ben‏ @bpweise 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @jamesondavis @connorpj1

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      1. Bool‏ @tomservo10 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        No real downside.

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      2. Au H2O Repub‏ @TeeKayTex 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        . @MushKat Sorry you had to get the news this way, Kid. 🙁

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      3.  🎶They Did The Monster Mush 🎶‏ @MushKat 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TeeKayTex @TheOnion

        This is FANTASTIC news.pic.twitter.com/lgEUwYYtRB

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      1. Benjamin Short‏ @Svartorn 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Would also accept 40,000 Jeff Goldblums.

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      1. Gwyddbwyl‏ @gwyddbwyl 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Loffz

        ....@TheOnion has been rendered obsolete by the Trump administration...

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