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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 9 Nov 2017

    Doctors Discover Purpose Of Appendix Is To Contain Human Soul https://trib.al/QnZhwPC pic.twitter.com/BeVQDJy99g

    10:58 AM - 9 Nov 2017
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    26 replies 440 retweets 1,513 likes
      1. Rita the second‏ @rita_mayohater 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Makes sense since mine has been out since I was 10.

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      2. T1SpookyElf‏ @T1GlistenerElf 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @spedog @slynhiggins You're welcome.

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      3. Sarah Higgins‏ @slynhiggins 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @T1GlistenerElf @TheOnion @spedog

        I knew it. Spencer is soulless. It's why he's not appropriately affected.

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      4. T1SpookyElf‏ @T1GlistenerElf 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @slynhiggins @TheOnion @spedog

        That was the first running joke I ever learned on the show, shortly before "Shamonics" and "Nikamaroro."

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      5. Spencer Carr‏ @spedog 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @T1GlistenerElf @slynhiggins @TheOnion

        It's chamonix.

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      6. Sarah Higgins‏ @slynhiggins 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @spedog @T1GlistenerElf @TheOnion

        Jay spelled it the way you say it. Phonics.

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      7. Spencer Carr‏ @spedog 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @slynhiggins @T1GlistenerElf @TheOnion

        I say it the way they spelled it. Common sense.pic.twitter.com/qumFJLECMz

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      8. Sarah Higgins‏ @slynhiggins 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @spedog @T1GlistenerElf @TheOnion

        In English. It’s just too bad it’s a French town. #duh

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      1. Colt Snell‏ @ColtonDee 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @RB3_23 tough break man

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      2. Carl‏ @dexter111344 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Makes sense. Mine exploded when I was 8 and I almost died. Still can taste the bile I vomited out after I woke up. Watched ThunderCats on Toonami afterwards.

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      1. Sweaty Yeti‏ @tparham1 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        May be the Onion, but...pic.twitter.com/LSf6PGqFlQ

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      1. Rachel Beals‏ @Rbeals1976 14 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @YNHallak

        Again, but still struggle on opiate medication?? Right, just checking!

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      1. literal onion guy‏ @onionwouldntlie 13 Nov 2017
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        Shoot

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      1. Rayne Bowe‏ @IntimateEyeInc 10 Nov 2017
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        AH HAHAHA!!!!

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      1. Domo‏ @arbieeyes 10 Nov 2017
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        Somehow, I feel that I have always known this, yet unable to articulate it properly.

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      1. Rocktober believer‏ @hurryhurryomaha 9 Nov 2017
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        Dammit! No soul for me 😭😭😭😭😭

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      1. Someone take away my 50 character name k thank you‏ @d1minuendo 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Best lie from The Onion since Google's eyepiece for babies

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