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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Nov 2017

    Heaven Slides To Sixth Place In Annual Quality Of Afterlife Rankings https://trib.al/YpGzGzv pic.twitter.com/d63jMjdz0C

    8:25 AM - 8 Nov 2017
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    • Overturn Citizens United NOW📢 🎃 Michael Scream 🎃 Big Bones Billy Slightly Overweight Nick Gaynor Radtendo (Barry) Big Ben bigG shams
    14 replies 165 retweets 708 likes
      1. BAgodmode‏ @elastichate 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Should have know, it’s a fucking gated community after all.

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      1. Jeremiah Horrigan‏ @JeremiahHorriga 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Right behind Portland and Fishkill, NY. Just like last year.

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      1. Amy Edgar‏ @ProfAmyE 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's the first time I laughed all day!

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      1. G Prowler‏ @gprowler 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        In related news, here on earth the Third World has slipped into fourth place as the other nations are too preoccupied with their own growing problems to care anymore.

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      1. Marlene Greenhalgh‏ @GrannyKnott 8 Nov 2017
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        One more rank down and it will have reached its goal - seventh heaven

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      1. anna sumakova‏ @ASumakova 10 Nov 2017
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        cool decline on the image ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺. it will be possible a decline on a canvas paints to write!

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      1. Bob_Streator‏ @StreatorBob 9 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's exactly why I'll be spending my hard earned afterlife in hell. Heavens been going downhill ever since God changed his management with the New Testament.

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      1. Ryan Buysse‏ @ryanbuysse 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Xx

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      1. Rick Kullen‏ @realslickster 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Woo Hoo !!! VALHALLA for the win !!!

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      2. Craig B‏ @craig58 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Not enough bowling alleys and strip clubs?

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      3. dlbrowne‏ @jerseytidefan 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @craig58 @TheOnion

        well craig, they USED to be churches & cyo's but went oob from lack of members. that's Capitalism ! Just ask #45..😏

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      1. 紐約頂郭派 🗽‏ @waynescene 8 Nov 2017
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      1. Skechy Max Normal‏ @bustmykeyboard 8 Nov 2017
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        "@TheOnion: Heaven Slides To Sixth Place In Annual Quality Of Afterlife Rankings https://trib.al/YpGzGzv  pic.twitter.com/T8NxzshDNJ"

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