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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 8 Nov 2017

    New Edition Of Bible Specifically Mentions Second Amendment https://trib.al/cwBGkmm pic.twitter.com/Nnwecsr1ks

    6:26 AM - 8 Nov 2017
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    65 replies 1,649 retweets 5,049 likes
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      2. Nick Wernert/نكو ورنرت‏ @Nickydubz21 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/TsWtSn1DS4

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
      3. Nick Wernert/نكو ورنرت‏ @Nickydubz21 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Nickydubz21 @TheOnion

        "Consult the Book of Armaments!"

        1 reply 0 retweets 15 likes
      4. Chloe the Cat‏ @ThatChloeCat 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Nickydubz21 @TheOnion

        “And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chu-“ “Skip a bit, brother.”

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      1. Hell Çid‏ @EnBuenora 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        When Jesus gave the 2nd Amendment to Robert E Lee atop Mt Rushmore, right?

        0 replies 1 retweet 39 likes
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      2. Richard Graus‏ @r_graus 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thou shalt not kill, except with guns.

        1 reply 1 retweet 22 likes
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      1. sbold‏ @sbold 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the king trump version

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      2. John Quinn‏ @jeqesq 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Trump calls it II Amendment

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
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      1. bored protector‏ @BoredProtector 8 Nov 2017
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        it sucked having to read between the lines

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      2. Christian Zombie Vampires‏ @CWWilkie 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PenzeyMoog

        Plenty of quotes from Supply-Side Jesus, too, in New New Testament.

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. mona berrier‏ @BerrierMona 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Careful. People will believe that. When they don’t find it they’ll invent a whole new conspiracy involving Obama, Hillary, coal and an obscure pizza place.

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      1. Zach Landin‏ @Landin_ZM1993 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I forgot this was an onion article for a sec. And it still made sense.

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      1. he‏ @manofangery 8 Nov 2017
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        Thou shalt bear arms

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      2. r.‏ @fvckspeak 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the idea that the forefathers are infallible is insane.

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      3. Chewy Seagull‏ @ChewySeagull 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @fvckspeak @TheOnion

        One time John Adams tried to send notes on something or other back from an expedition but he accidentally attached some pages from his diary so Congress stopped what they were doing to read his diary and laugh at him

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. r.‏ @fvckspeak 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ChewySeagull @TheOnion

        thats sooo something john adams would do, what a klutz!

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      1. Rob Z Tobor‏ @Rob_Z_Tobor 8 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It does say English Standard Version and us Brits know nothing of this Second Amendment unless you are referring to the old laws of croquet.

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