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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Nov 2017

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    "We don’t want to jump to conclusions and get the facts wrong before we start ignoring it completely."https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/927611974292312064 …

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    Nation To Wait For More Facts On Texas Shooting Before Doing Absolutely Nothing About It https://trib.al/Po6L8ft  pic.twitter.com/4FtNEXh2Fs
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      1. Alexandar‏ @alexandar 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sent so many thoughts and prayers that I forgot where I put my keys.

        1 reply 0 retweets 53 likes
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      1. NatⓋ 📚‏ @NatalieRamsdell 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Is it still the Onion if it’s too real to be satire?

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      1. KB‏ @kbartness 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @AndDube

        Too soon to talk about assault weapons. Let’s wait for the next mass killing so we can delay again. Isn’t this madness?

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      1. Eric Muirhead‏ @emuirhead 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        We should do away with the background checks altogether and have gun sellers start using thoughts and prayers to ensure public safety.

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      2. charles warren‏ @aitepaeapaea 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the facts are in. the good guy (an NRA member) with a gun got the bad guy. need more good guys & guns. (the cops were going the wrong way)

        5 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. FitzShotwell‏ @Dylan_Shotwell 7 Nov 2017
        Replying to @aitepaeapaea @TheOnion

        The facts are in, he killed 26 people before that happened. The good guy with a gun argument does not and has not ever worked.

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
      4. Eddie‏ @TooKoolToo 7 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Dylan_Shotwell @aitepaeapaea @TheOnion

        How many would have died if there was no good guy with a gun? Never mind, no one can answer that but it likely would have been more.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. FitzShotwell‏ @Dylan_Shotwell 7 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TooKoolToo @aitepaeapaea @TheOnion

        It’s just as possible that a good guy with a gun is not nearly trained enough to fire a weapon in public. That’s just as dangerous.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. FitzShotwell‏ @Dylan_Shotwell 7 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Dylan_Shotwell @TooKoolToo and

        I’m gun owner, the majority of people I see carrying weapons are in no way trained well enough to be safely effective in these situations.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. lisa lisa‏ @lisadrone 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/TW8K4frxDC

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      2. Jen O‏ @becomingjenn 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @VoteHealth

        It is so sad that I'm having a hard time these days trying to figure out how @TheOnion is getting its daily scoops.Satire has become life.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Vote-Health.org‏ @VoteHealth 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @becomingjenn @TheOnion

        Really 🙁. Even with the punchlines, both headlines are absolute truth. Sadly funny, if that.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Bill Evanger‏ @billevanger 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This could be the first completely real, accurate article from The Onion.

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        My brothers and sisters to the south, please figure this shit out. We love you. It’s like watching someone you love dying from drug addiction.

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      1. Indivisible‏ @AmerIndivis 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Zigmanfreud

        Nation looks forward to newest @TheOnion "we again won't do shit about gun violence" post in order to laugh through latest round of tears.

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      1. Tisa Farrow‏ @tfboxcar 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Perfect. Sad, but perfect.

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      1. ScribGHOULS!‏ @ScribbleDragon 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The fact is this guy was really just trying to set a new high score.

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      2. A n j e l i c a‏ @brokencandybar 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Maybe this will blow over... kind of like the other ones" - assholes

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Yolie Adler‏ @yolieee1969 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @brokencandybar @TheOnion

        Ask Ted Cruz the preacher

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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