My heart goes out to the writers. With how bizarro real news is right now it must be hard af to write satire.
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Whoa are you serious!!
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Of course. It’s the Onion.
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#appreciate your unmatched reportingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@TheOnion this is real newsThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Thank Gawd they have McDonald's there! Any pics of the motorcade going through drive- thru?
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Best reporting on the planet.
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