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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Nov 2017

    "I’m just a humble lightweight, semi-automatic rifle; I never expected this kind of outpouring of affection." https://trib.al/5H7FbWK pic.twitter.com/VBw6rFjxiE

    1:27 PM - 6 Nov 2017
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      2. FubarDaddy‏ @fubardaddy 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        when does it get voting rights?

        5 replies 2 retweets 126 likes
      3. ClippednPinned‏ @ClippednPinned 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @fubardaddy @TheOnion

        when the owner paints it white

        15 replies 16 retweets 602 likes
      4. Jonah Puls‏ @Babyy__P 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @ClippednPinned @fubardaddy @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/kyALjGSkkG

        0 replies 0 retweets 145 likes
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      2. NiLoc‏ @colin_huse 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Sorry! I can’t remember the last time a gun got up and shot something without a human pulling the trigger. Its a #humanproblem

        25 replies 13 retweets 71 likes
      3. Jeff Nash‏ @_JeffNash 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @colin_huse @TheOnion

        Take away the gun and all the human is doing is pulling their pud.

        9 replies 3 retweets 63 likes
      4. feuer_frei‏ @feuer_frei 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @_JeffNash @colin_huse @TheOnion

        Pulling their pud AND yelling BANG! It’s the bang that does it...

        0 replies 0 retweets 18 likes
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      2. beezkneez‏ @TheBzzKnzz 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's surreal watching Americans shoot each other & still come out the other side loving guns so much

        2 replies 1 retweet 24 likes
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      4. Fixy Bear  🐻‏ @MrEvanPeck 6 Nov 2017

        I mean, the guy who stopped the shooter used a gun too, so...

        3 replies 1 retweet 5 likes
      5. beezkneez‏ @TheBzzKnzz 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @MrEvanPeck @TheOnion

        Oh well ofc that makes it all ticketyboo

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
      6. Fixy Bear  🐻‏ @MrEvanPeck 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheBzzKnzz @TheOnion

        I’d rather him have that right than the shooter kill more people.

        4 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
      7. beezkneez‏ @TheBzzKnzz 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @MrEvanPeck @TheOnion

        Prevention doesn't rate very highly over there huh

        5 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
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      9. Ayngel *Vote like a girl!* Boshemia‏ @boshemia 6 Nov 2017

        We have the best government money can buy, it's just that nobody is paying our politicians for prevention... Fear sells nicely though.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Wayward‏ @WaywardOverlord 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/0tpY9gOM0s

        1 reply 0 retweets 121 likes
      3. David Guiney‏ @guineydj 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @WaywardOverlord @TheOnion

        In Rod We Trust!!!

        0 replies 1 retweet 29 likes
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      1. Frannie  🤷🏻‍♀️‏ @Dimps1217 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        💔pic.twitter.com/klpSIYpkD7

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      2. Library lady‏ @mizsuzebanthony 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The onion gets it while our @gop doesn't @SpeakerRyan @SenJohnMcCain

        5 replies 5 retweets 63 likes
      3. Werd‏ @GETOUTTAHERE69 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @mizsuzebanthony @TheOnion and

        If the dems really wanted to do something they could have. They ALL get rich off lobbyist.

        3 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      4. Library lady‏ @mizsuzebanthony 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @GETOUTTAHERE69 @TheOnion and

        The Dems don't get rich off @nra lobbyists. Is lobbying a problem in general? YES On this issue, @nra blood money flows to one side.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Scott‏ @intheradicalred 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pretty sure abortion says the same thing.

        1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
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