Man, I miss the days when @TheOnion would only post satire.
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I'm not even sure this is a joke ... Republicans like Paul Ryan need to grow a spine & stand up to the NRA
@HouseGOP@NRA@SenateGOP@SenateMajLdr@TGowdySC@tedcruz@GOP#ThoughtsAndPrayersAreNotEnough We need sensible#GunControlNowThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Wow, he dodged a bullet.
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In other news - Republicans lobby for more thoughts and prayers in lieu of campaign donations and hire Bon Jovi to headline their rallies
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MARKETING IDEA: if Trump really wants to make $ he should stop selling MAGA hats & consider prayer candles!
#DeathByTrump#DearhByTrumppic.twitter.com/Ww8jjWkgLt
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I thought you did satire.
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These people are ELECTED officials. You want change? Vote their ass out.
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Sickenly believable!
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Forgot to say: "YOU ARE DESPICABLE PAUL RYAN!!!
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Don't like you Paul Ryan!!! You were one of the main reasons I gave up on the Republican party!
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I know this is the Onion, but it is unfortunately probably true :P
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It shows who is controlling and running the Speaker on this subject; sad.
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I thought this was a satire site.
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Not enough gun-fantasies in this one Paul...
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must laugh to keep from crying
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the Onion is satirically surreal these days
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Not funny!!! show some respect

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