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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Nov 2017

    Paul Ryan Quickly Runs Tweet About Texas Shooting Past Wayne LaPierre Before Posting https://trib.al/GXR8A8j pic.twitter.com/iJwqEw7xlH

    11:52 AM - 6 Nov 2017
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    35 replies 604 retweets 1,694 likes
      1. Hooks.‏ @hoooks 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PRyan @SpeakerRyan

        Man, I miss the days when @TheOnion would only post satire.

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      1. Mark‏ @MarkCM07 7 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PRyan @SpeakerRyan

        pic.twitter.com/HI06FP5Ucr

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      1. Cameron L. Mitchell‏ @CameronLMitchel 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PRyan @SpeakerRyan

        I'm not even sure this is a joke ... Republicans like Paul Ryan need to grow a spine & stand up to the NRA @HouseGOP @NRA @SenateGOP @SenateMajLdr @TGowdySC @tedcruz @GOP #ThoughtsAndPrayersAreNotEnough We need sensible #GunControlNow

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      2. Drizztdj‏ @Drizztdj 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PRyan @SpeakerRyan

        Wow, he dodged a bullet.

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      1. Julia Goolia‏ @JuliaGoolia9 7 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PRyan @SpeakerRyan

        In other news - Republicans lobby for more thoughts and prayers in lieu of campaign donations and hire Bon Jovi to headline their rallies

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      1. GSKH1237‏ @gskh1237 7 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @RodneyClaeys and

        MARKETING IDEA: if Trump really wants to make $ he should stop selling MAGA hats & consider prayer candles! #DeathByTrump #DearhByTrumppic.twitter.com/Ww8jjWkgLt

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      1. George R.‏ @notincomunicado 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PRyan @SpeakerRyan

        I thought you did satire. 😉

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PRyan @SpeakerRyan

        These people are ELECTED officials. You want change? Vote their ass out.

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      1. melinda reid‏ @melindatebbetts 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PRyan @SpeakerRyan

        Sickenly believable!

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      1. Tanya Nunnally‏ @TanyaEfi10 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PRyan @SpeakerRyan

        Forgot to say: "YOU ARE DESPICABLE PAUL RYAN!!!

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      1. Tanya Nunnally‏ @TanyaEfi10 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PRyan @SpeakerRyan

        Don't like you Paul Ryan!!! You were one of the main reasons I gave up on the Republican party!

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      1. David Jones‏ @dljones60 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PRyan @SpeakerRyan

        I know this is the Onion, but it is unfortunately probably true :P

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      1. Penro‏ @LlexaaraJ 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PRyan @SpeakerRyan

        It shows who is controlling and running the Speaker on this subject; sad.

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      1. Monkey Shakespeare‏ @ThomasAMulhall 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PRyan @SpeakerRyan

        I thought this was a satire site.

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      1. Cedar Sound Studios‏ @cedarsounds 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PRyan @SpeakerRyan

        Not enough gun-fantasies in this one Paul...

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      2. Christy Powell‏ @christypowpow 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Lawrenced75 and

        must laugh to keep from crying

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      3. Lawrence Turner‏ @Lawrenced75 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @christypowpow @TheOnion and

        the Onion is satirically surreal these days

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      2. john ford‏ @jbuf178 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PRyan @SpeakerRyan

        Not funny!!! show some respect 🤔

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