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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 6 Nov 2017

    Nation To Wait For More Facts On Texas Shooting Before Doing Absolutely Nothing About It https://trib.al/Po6L8ft pic.twitter.com/4FtNEXh2Fs

    11:01 AM - 6 Nov 2017
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      1. New conversation
      2. Denita Strietelmeier‏ @chitadenita 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's getting really hard for @TheOnion to find satire these days. #thisisreallife

        1 reply 3 retweets 145 likes
      3. RRM‏ @RonnieM83 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @chitadenita @TheOnion

        Even the South Park creators said last year it's getting harder to do satire...real life has become that already

        1 reply 2 retweets 69 likes
      4. Denita Strietelmeier‏ @chitadenita 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @RonnieM83 @TheOnion

        I believe it. It's unreal.

        0 replies 1 retweet 10 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. charles warren‏ @aitepaeapaea 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the real story, armed good guys chasing the bad guy to the end while cops went the wrong way... hard to improve upon http://img02.deviantart.net/751f/i/2010/226/8/e/harry_potter___flying_pigs_by_egyptianruin.jpg …

        16 replies 2 retweets 22 likes
      3. BOOcephus‏ @Josephus_Jones 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @aitepaeapaea @TheOnion

        Weren't there 26 people slaughtered in a church right before that?

        4 replies 3 retweets 334 likes
      4. Timmmmay‏ @Oh_My_Gloob 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Josephus_Jones @aitepaeapaea @TheOnion

        When it comes to 2-A ... They'll sacrifice the lives of children and the elderly alike to keep common sense gun-laws from protect Americans.

        5 replies 5 retweets 115 likes
      5. Timmmmay‏ @Oh_My_Gloob 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Oh_My_Gloob @Josephus_Jones and

        Yes, those men are true American heros. It's a shame no laws or protections we're in place to prevent such a tragic act of domestic terror

        6 replies 1 retweet 45 likes
      6. Chris Dalton‏ @cmdalton1 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Oh_My_Gloob @Josephus_Jones and

        What "laws" would have protected them?

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      7. Timmmmay‏ @Oh_My_Gloob 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @cmdalton1 @Josephus_Jones and

        Exactly, Sir. Soap Box 2-A defenders refuse to look at the broken system. It's unAmerican to turn a blind eye to ideas that could save lives

        2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
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      9. BOOcephus‏ @Josephus_Jones 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @urameshiyusuke0 @Oh_My_Gloob and

        Your premise is wrong. But until half of us want to get them out of circulation theres nothing to talk about. This is the country we deserve

        2 replies 1 retweet 1 like
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      2. Zara Malvasias‏ @Malvasias 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Guns don’t kill people.People kill people! #NRA starts campaign to outlaw people https://twitter.com/der_postillon/status/927509767668584448 …pic.twitter.com/k8Jzx3zBgU

        1 reply 17 retweets 117 likes
      3.  🌹 Glyph  🌹‏ @glyphicality 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Malvasias @TheOnion

        tell me when someone shoots 60 people with a knife, zara, then i'll be convinced by your argument

        4 replies 1 retweet 10 likes
      4. Zara Malvasias‏ @Malvasias 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @glyphicality @TheOnion

        Try and google „satire“pic.twitter.com/JdLkRCrgr7

        1 reply 0 retweets 36 likes
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      1. Mark Stern‏ @mfstern 6 Nov 2017
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      1. Rami Fares‏ @rfares94 6 Nov 2017
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      2. Petty Black Nerd‏ @EemVadon 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/uDTtkidn3H

        1 reply 17 retweets 93 likes
      3. .‏ @cr2032 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @EemVadon @TheOnion

        America: where mental health only matters when a white guy shoots people

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. Petty Black Nerd‏ @EemVadon 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @cr2032 @TheOnion

        No worries though; there won't be any positive action abt MH either b/c bringing it up here is just a deflection tactic

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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