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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 5 Nov 2017

    ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://trib.al/FvW3DaP pic.twitter.com/L17GlAA9ym

    2:43 PM - 5 Nov 2017
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      2. CAM GREY‏Verified account @camerongrey 5 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @iDirectorX

        I’d love to hear any suggestions as to how we combat 3D printed guns.pic.twitter.com/17u3G69jHf

        94 replies 10 retweets 69 likes
      3. Director X‏Verified account @iDirectorX 5 Nov 2017
        Replying to @camerongrey @TheOnion

        Good point! So let’s not do anything. Genius logic.

        12 replies 11 retweets 1,054 likes
      4. CAM GREY‏Verified account @camerongrey 5 Nov 2017
        Replying to @iDirectorX @TheOnion

        I have suggestions. I asked u for suggestions.

        9 replies 2 retweets 16 likes
      5. Nick Vampello‏ @NickTheRampello 5 Nov 2017
        Replying to @camerongrey @iDirectorX @TheOnion

        How about we work on other guns first, instead of throwing our hands in the air? Most guns in mass shootings are acquired legally.

        11 replies 2 retweets 355 likes
      6. EldraziOutlaw‏ @EldraziOutlaw 5 Nov 2017
        Replying to @NickTheRampello @camerongrey and

        Considering software blocks you from printing US Banknotes, Stopping 3d printed guns is not impossible, just no one has funded the research

        5 replies 4 retweets 247 likes
      7. CAM GREY‏Verified account @camerongrey 5 Nov 2017
        Replying to @EldraziOutlaw @NickTheRampello and

        I know several bar owners that see counterfeit money daily.

        14 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      8. Nick Vampello‏ @NickTheRampello 5 Nov 2017
        Replying to @camerongrey @EldraziOutlaw and

        and yet it's a much smaller problem than it would be if it were easier to do. Just like every other crime.

        2 replies 2 retweets 280 likes
      9. CAM GREY‏Verified account @camerongrey 5 Nov 2017
        Replying to @NickTheRampello @EldraziOutlaw and

        U don’t know and can’t know how big of a problem counterfeit money is and what impact software has had on it.

        22 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2. Klovar‏ @Klovar 5 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        See you next week!

        11 replies 24 retweets 526 likes
      3. Kit Kansas‏ @kit_kansas 5 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Klovar @TheOnion

        :(

        0 replies 1 retweet 50 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive‏ @JonyIveParody 5 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @MikeIsaac

        It’s sad that a real tragedy has to happen for The Onion to post this every time, but it’s admirable that they’re so consistent in doing so

        2 replies 10 retweets 294 likes
      3. Sophie poisoned Tylenol‏ @sophietylenol 5 Nov 2017
        Replying to @JonyIveParody @TheOnion @MikeIsaac

        I know. It's not exactly funny, but I admire their commitment.

        2 replies 1 retweet 69 likes
      4. ᴺᴼᵀ Jony Ive‏ @JonyIveParody 5 Nov 2017
        Replying to @sophietylenol @TheOnion @MikeIsaac

        Yes, precisely.

        0 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
      5. End of conversation
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      2. Sheryl Mann‏ @SherylMann86 5 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @PlanetofFinks

        The Onion must be exhausted having to post this on a constant loop.

        3 replies 7 retweets 233 likes
      3. Matt Johnson‏ @MatthewAJohnson 5 Nov 2017
        Replying to @SherylMann86 @TheOnion @PlanetofFinks

        At this point I think they have it on automatic like Homer Simpson's typing bird.pic.twitter.com/Vsi19ZgO45

        2 replies 3 retweets 195 likes
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      2. Juanita Hardy‏ @Pikiran2ku 5 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @margokingston1

        Gun availability enables this violence,but doesn't explain motivation.Why is US society so dysfunctional that ppl run amok like this?Is inequality creating alienation,indifference,anger?

        6 replies 5 retweets 37 likes
      3. Vedgy‏ @VedgyB 5 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Pikiran2ku @TheOnion @margokingston1

        Our militaristic history, glorification of violence, divisive government, societal tensions, lack of mental healthcare

        1 reply 3 retweets 38 likes
      4. Andrew Poulton‏ @CambridgEcon101 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @VedgyB @Pikiran2ku and

        All that but then add one key ingredient that lights the tinderbox. FEAR. Fear manufactured by politicians, amplified by media to make you vote for them.

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      5. Vedgy‏ @VedgyB 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @CambridgEcon101 @Pikiran2ku and

        I didn't know the media made me vote for an independent. Huh.

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      6. Andrew Poulton‏ @CambridgEcon101 10 Nov 2017
        Replying to @VedgyB @Pikiran2ku and

        Well, a generalisation obviously. To clarify, certain media amplify simplistic, false messages: immigrants steal jobs, immigrants are jihadis, immigrants damage our economy, austerity is essential, the EU is to blame etc). Many - not all - have bought these FEAR based messages.

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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