Seems like the real story in this is "somehow brownies lasted a whole week"
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Wtf? Who doesn’t finish a tray of brownies?
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This is such BS even for The Onion—no pan of brownies EVER lasts a whole week! Get your act together
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I'd love it in there... I'd prolly eat all them... I'm a knife and it prolly take a while lol
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My pizza cutter knows that pain.
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I think you misspelled "oatmeal raisin cookie bars"
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This exact same pan w/brownies (and trapped knife) are on my counter.
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Willing to bet it gets out early due to good flavor.
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I see what you did there
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Were they gluten free brownies? That's the only explanation for brownies lasting a week.
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That’s an 8x8 too! Not even a 9x13!
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a week in the saran wrap covered brownie pan is like a month of regular time in the cutlery drawer.
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