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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 Nov 2017

    John Kelly Loses Seat On NAACP Board Of Directors https://trib.al/ri51P0x pic.twitter.com/0fAvCjDyFs

    3:15 PM - 4 Nov 2017
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    • Gomez Pierre-Simon Laplace Michelle Y. Gordon Judy Ginoza Julia Goolia C-Dogg Revolution sari richardson Vote November 6th Jerome Goodley
    18 replies 129 retweets 596 likes
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      2. Cranges McNaismith‏ @Runningman429 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Good! It's absurd he was ever on the Board in the first place!!!!

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Eric  🤔‏ @EricEsquibel 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Runningman429 @TheOnion

        Please tell me you realize this is satire

        0 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
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      1. Bubba Banjo‏ @BubbaBanjo 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Thats cause the NAACP is Racist!!! Seriously they are. They deal in racial issues and stuff... ya know.pic.twitter.com/0mTxpQTIdE

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      1. BadBoyz‏ @obrewsky1 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Love this!pic.twitter.com/KlHkUnOhBg

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      2. Rachel Bettencourt‏ @RachelBettenco1 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        I’ve been trying to verify this. Can’t so far so I think is fake news. That only hurts people who want the truth.

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      3. Self Aware Poop Factory‏ @MonkOnAStump 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @RachelBettenco1 @TheOnion

        It’s The Onion..all they do is satire. They are not really trying to fool people, but some people are fools.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. somhrd50‏ @somhrd50 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Why in hell did he or any republican have a seat? Bullshit

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      1. Nick Gorton MD 🏳️‍🌈‏ @RNickGorton 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Pls make your Onion icon blinky or perhaps safety orange. The Onion is so close to reality now it's really not easy to spot at a glance.

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      2. Harry Kirkpatrick‏ @Haroldini0 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Some relevant news from year 12 History this. @Wykie2k

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      3. Alex Wyke Ulliott‏ @Wykie2k 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Haroldini0 @TheOnion

        You know it @HazOnTeWirelesspic.twitter.com/9jHKAeVzIG

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Harry Kirkpatrick‏ @Haroldini0 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Wykie2k @TheOnion

        Relevant cos NAACP 😌pic.twitter.com/0IZEJIQLuv

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      1. Thomas Mitchell‏ @c4obf 5 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You think? He is no longer under the defilade of silence, he opened his mouth and identified himself and his belief system to the world.

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      1.  🇺🇸 🇮🇹Betty Capasso 🍁 🎃 ☠️ 🍂‏ @BettyNonna47 4 Nov 2017
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        Good! He has no business there while working for a bigot!!

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      2. Johnjmack‏ @Johnjmack383 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        never had a seat

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      3. Choz‏ @Chozraham 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Johnjmack383 @TheOnion

        No he did. I read it online somewhere.

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      4. Johnjmack‏ @Johnjmack383 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Chozraham @TheOnion

        when he was sworn in as chief of staff he did not have a seat on the naacp, nor did he when he was a 4 star general!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Choz‏ @Chozraham 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Johnjmack383 @TheOnion

        No, it was a title he inherited at birth. Don’t pretend like you know the NAACP rules of succession.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. Johnjmack‏ @Johnjmack383 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Chozraham @TheOnion

        naacp has no birthright! Sorry!

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. Choz‏ @Chozraham 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Johnjmack383 @TheOnion

        Let’s just agree to agree with me.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. Johnjmack‏ @Johnjmack383 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Chozraham @TheOnion

        ahh, no! Cant post your proof??

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. Choz‏ @Chozraham 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Johnjmack383 @TheOnion

        Ok, I’m almost at my train stop. This is a joke newspaper with joke articles. Your original post is the reason its a joke. Have a good one.

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