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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 4 Nov 2017

    Poll: 68% Of Americans Believe Lee Harvey Oswald Acted Like Asshole https://trib.al/sxYgRz8 pic.twitter.com/COFKMF8QXj

    6:15 AM - 4 Nov 2017
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    20 replies 233 retweets 1,432 likes
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      2. John James Wilkin‏ @sarsmonster15 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        the other 38% support trump

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      2. MarinoChick  🇺🇸‏ @RepMarinochick 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        oh well that's a professional headline

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      3. Jay Neezy‏ @MrJakob 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @RepMarinochick @TheOnion

        It’s a comedic account

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Killroy  🔪 🎃‏ @ALicenseToGil 5 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Remember, remember, the shit of whatever.

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      1. Joseph Glazer‏ @joseph_glazer 4 Nov 2017
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        32% believe Hillary and Obama did it.

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      1. Mike LeDoux‏ @Le_Doodle 4 Nov 2017
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        Look at all the dummies that love this.

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      1. Brendan G.‏ @Ctb22684 4 Nov 2017
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        @Jillian_G91 @wedge615

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      1. pat blake‏ @EePat 4 Nov 2017
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        He didn't do it! Jackie had him killed!

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      1. soapboxguy‏ @rheisler123 4 Nov 2017
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        Too soon.

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      1. emily pearson‏ @verysadfeet 5 Nov 2017
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        i also act like asshole

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      1. Stein Bagger‏ @stein_bagger 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Actually, that makes Oswald's approval rating higher than Trump's.

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      1. filup26‏ @Fillup26 4 Nov 2017
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        Well if you was around today Trump, would call him a son of a bitch and wouldn't let him play football.

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      1. Timothy Hall‏ @ApparentGenius 4 Nov 2017
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        And the rest believe he was a bastard Koch Brother.

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      1. WindKnot‏ @kjakcar 4 Nov 2017
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        Should have gotten the death penalty!

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      1. Matthew Blue‏ @MatthewBlue6 4 Nov 2017
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        I have no comment on it I wasn't born I can only go as I was told

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      1. deplorable deplorade‏ @Frederikse8 4 Nov 2017
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        Got loaded on Maddog 20/20 the first time I was in Dallas on the grassy knoll. I remembered why I love the USA. Conspiracy later! Cheers!

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