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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 3 Nov 2017

    Jury Finds Man Guilty Of Murdering Wife And Children, But Gets It https://trib.al/qh3zjXU pic.twitter.com/IMFhxY5EIt

    5:00 PM - 3 Nov 2017
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    • Nizamuddin Khan, N Sam Strom Adolf Hitler MOTO VAN VEEN Evan Broberg Pierre-Simon Laplace Luke Mizell Abbie Mokwuah🇳🇬 Kyle Forbes
    22 replies 140 retweets 898 likes
      1. Alex Ganuza‏ @ravelg 3 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Has the Onion changed editors recently? No longer humorous, just outrageous for it's own sake, really despicable and lacking talent.

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      2. Jenny Keckler‏ @funnyvalntine09 3 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Making misogynistic jokes about killing women & children in this social climate is harmful and counterproductive. #metoo #whywomendontreport

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      1. SelfDiagnosedReatarb‏ @SirGentleBread 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/ddBYawyXln

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      1. Kenny Baker‏ @Kennybaker85 3 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are you serious? Oh wait, it's The *Onion*. It's not friggin' serious...

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      1. Max (Rez) De'Fault‏ @grandpasthong 3 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Loled

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      2. Noelle Carbone‏ @noelcarbs 3 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Are you seriously making this joke now??

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      3. Deadmond 👻 🌹‏ @FireyRedmond 3 Nov 2017
        Replying to @noelcarbs @TheOnion

        Why is it so offensive now? Did I miss something?

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      2. Riff‏ @laserapp 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Hey Uh Maybe don't publish these Thanks

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      3. SelfDiagnosedReatarb‏ @SirGentleBread 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @laserapp @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/UIVaA2Zax7

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      1. Anne Qiara‏ @QiaraAlways 3 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The highlight there reminds me of the OJ Simpson's murder case . I think so

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 3 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Swing, and a miss! ⚾️

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      2. ViiStar‏ @VIIStar_ 3 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's funny because men actually do get lighter sentences for killing their SO's! Get it! Get it!

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      3. SelfDiagnosedReatarb‏ @SirGentleBread 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @VIIStar_ @TheOnion

        That's-That's not true I can't tell if this is a joke or you actually believe this

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      1. Cynthia levi‏ @clevi97205 3 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Lol, maybe why I never make it past the question stage in jury duty.

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      1. Incredulous Human‏ @Opine_Daily 3 Nov 2017
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        I thought this was supposed to be satire, instead it’s kind of like real life

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      1. James Ryu‏ @JamesRyu7 3 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Every time I read article in Onion, I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Their piece on LV shooting was bit soon and tasteless though

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      1. the D Boy‏ @hippopotus45 3 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        are those the wife and kids watching if so innocent

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