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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 3 Nov 2017

    Pet Researchers Confirm 100% Of Owners Who Leave For Work Never Coming Back https://trib.al/pVkalPj pic.twitter.com/mgIZatB9i3

    11:46 AM - 3 Nov 2017
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      1. Neville‏ @catherinebuca 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @AkrBehArchive @akraticbehavior @TheOnion

        They’re good fish, Brent.

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      1. Mary Jones‏ @MacLeodMary 3 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        #FakeMews!

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      1. Eric H‏ @TesseractUnfold 3 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        -- UPDATE: THEY'VE RETURNED! NATIONAL HOLIDAY DECLARED!

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      1. joqatana‏ @joqatana 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Popehat

        We knew it.pic.twitter.com/FvWIIJH6Xx

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      1. ChillyDawgg‏ @DawggChilly 3 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Love the fish lab coat

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      1. Susan Cox‏ @susanicox 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @katekilla

        Ohmygod. This picture. There's a lab coat on the fish!! 😂

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      1. Theresa Kump Leghorn‏ @tkleghorn1 4 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @LouYoungNY

        At least the cat wore a tie.

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      1. Adam Nerdinator‏ @NerdHavenAdamD 3 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Can confirm. 140% true.

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      1. Texas Chainsaw Masen-cre  🎃‏ @dockers_clutch 3 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        "Ladies and gentledogs, NOW IS THE TIME TO PANIC!"pic.twitter.com/pg4twXp8ku

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      1. Ruthsaidwhat?‏ @rschiff40 3 Nov 2017
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        Awww....pic.twitter.com/YyXhXLnE0m

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      1. Lindsey Newman‏ @lnds_y 3 Nov 2017
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        @With_a__K

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      1. Elaine Zelenyt‏ @EZelenyt 7 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @JasonMonteith

        They know it is not that you don't love them. Sadly, you have been eaten by a predator.

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      1. Dan Loya‏ @DanLoya1 3 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        There’s been a 72% raise in alien abduction among cat & dog owners Sense the pets now have computer accesspic.twitter.com/hAegXgrXW3

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      1. Gunti‏ @Guntiview 3 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Per the Siberian Huskies​, it's just opposition research. Have to go high to get that one😉,

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      1. Jess G.‏ @JessG1029 3 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @GatesOnSports

        😂😂😂😂

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      2. Daniel Araya‏ @Araya327 3 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        @Lechuzachuza .... si lo dicen los estudios....

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      3. Yami Moreno‏ @Lechuzachuza 3 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Araya327 @TheOnion

        Mae, todo este tiempo tuvieron razón. Somos unos canallas. Mejor les dijéramos que vamos por cigarrillos...

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      4. Daniel Araya‏ @Araya327 3 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Lechuzachuza @TheOnion

        Qué brutos nosotros, no ver que nos íbamos para siempre...

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      5. Yami Moreno‏ @Lechuzachuza 3 Nov 2017
        Replying to @Araya327 @TheOnion

        Repetir esa tortura una y otra vez

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