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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 2 Nov 2017

    Man Kicking Self For Wasting Valuable Plate Space At Beginning Of Buffet Line https://trib.al/Ll7b4nB pic.twitter.com/5DUDKsxSKK

    6:46 PM - 2 Nov 2017
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    27 replies 508 retweets 2,505 likes
      1. Samuel Petersen‏ @theearthstars 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Go big, dream big...do not waste plate space!pic.twitter.com/ASfxJE8nis

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      1. Bobby B.‏ @bobbassman 2 Nov 2017
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        Always build a retaining wall w breadsticks first! Problem solved.

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      1. The BOO-starr‏ @theroostarr 2 Nov 2017
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        Dear @TheOnion : I would be perfect for thishttps://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/926264178389680128 …

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        The OnionVerified account @TheOnion
        Man Kicking Self For Wasting Valuable Plate Space At Beginning Of Buffet Line https://trib.al/Ll7b4nB  pic.twitter.com/5DUDKsxSKK
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      1. Michael Nunez‏ @mnunez1996 2 Nov 2017
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        @joshboston1 @KoTrainTV @loganaumann

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      1. Danielle L‏ @daniellelisle_ 2 Nov 2017
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        Everyone reading this should stop and watch the John Pinette bit about buffet lines

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      1. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx‏ @CurlyCrownCelt 2 Nov 2017
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        Best cafeteria scene. Ever.https://youtu.be/dJMqUKblVgA 

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      2. Harry W‏ @HVWelch 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        That's why you always do a recon sweep in the opposite direction before you enter the buffet line, taking pictures as needed.

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      1. Amy Hughes‏ @amyhughes0 3 Nov 2017
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        Me @emrushbe

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      1. Nick Bursaw‏ @NickBursaw 3 Nov 2017
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        @EthanKilgore

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      1. Gunti‏ @Guntiview 3 Nov 2017
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        Life rule, scan the Buffet first, use salad as a food holder not main course😉

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      1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 2 Nov 2017
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        It can happen to the best of us. Just gracefully bow out of the line up and take a mulligan.

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      1. Boxcar_Jimmy42‏ @boxcar_jimmy42 2 Nov 2017
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        I remember when this was my biggest problem....

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      1. J Allen‏ @The_JJAllen 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        Alternate title: Man too stupid to realize he can go back to buffet line to get more food later.

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      1. My Name Is Blank!‏ @MJR__Tom 2 Nov 2017
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        "Stupid idiot! No wonder Emma shot me down back in high school!"

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      1. Colin O’Leary‏ @Ruth_Ginsburg 2 Nov 2017
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        @Franks4nLegion

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      1. Doc Hollywood Media‏ @DocHollywoodM 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        This has occurred more than a half a dozen times, myself at the #NYAAC New York Athletic Club Buffet New York City On Central Park

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      1. Bob Tomaine‏ @Bob_Tomaine 2 Nov 2017
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        Obviously a rookie buffeteer.

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      1. Woke_Iam_Al‏ @Surfer017 2 Nov 2017
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        More like creating more trash.

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      1. Craig MacLean‏ @craigdeafblind 2 Nov 2017
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        why suh a small plate?

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