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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Nov 2017

      ‘The Onion’ Is Canceling Our 15-Second Web Video Featuring Kevin Spacey https://trib.al/AHTKW1y pic.twitter.com/qB6bmo45Xx

      34 replies 566 retweets 3,926 likes
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    2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Nov 2017

      UPDATE: ‘The Onion’ Has Halted Production On Our Travel Tips Video Narrated By Jeremy Piven https://trib.al/pEjHigi pic.twitter.com/iQ0NfNsHJh

      16 replies 154 retweets 1,320 likes
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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Nov 2017

      UPDATE: The Onion Is Immediately Suspending Production On Our Basketball Infographic Video Directed By Brett Ratner https://trib.al/ehDzHcC pic.twitter.com/TF0XbgaE7Z

      2:23 PM - 1 Nov 2017
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      21 replies 130 retweets 1,052 likes
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        2. sklapre‏ @sklapre 1 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I have bad news for you about the Dustin Hoffman cooking segment

          2 replies 0 retweets 40 likes
        3. Intertubes9000‏ @Intertubes9000 1 Nov 2017
          Replying to @sklapre @TheOnion

          No, I've been looking forward to that mini quiche recipe for weeks!

          0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
        4. End of conversation
        1. New conversation
        2. Tess McGill‏ @randomsexworker 1 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Okay, we get it. You can stop trivializing sexual assault now.

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        3. Rex Banner‏ @Inspectjavert 1 Nov 2017
          Replying to @randomsexworker @TheOnion

          Uh yeah Imma write you a prescription that'll help you with this.pic.twitter.com/7a0jlmckMw

          1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
        4. JudiciousJ‏ @JVPanini 1 Nov 2017
          Replying to @Inspectjavert @randomsexworker @TheOnion

          That shit is a year late

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
        5. Rex Banner‏ @Inspectjavert 1 Nov 2017
          Replying to @JVPanini @randomsexworker @TheOnion

          You're right. well she's not getting a new one.

          0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
        6. End of conversation
        1. Dr Potateo‏ @ploiken 1 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I thought the Kevin Spacey thing was real at first, goddamnit you got me onion

          0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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        1. Elsi Dawson‏ @ElsiDawson 1 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          If you squint, they all look like the same gross middle aged white man.

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        1. Intertubes9000‏ @Intertubes9000 1 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Please tell me that needlepoint with Sylvester Stallone is still on.

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        1. Jon Doc‏ @JonDoc80 1 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Please tell me Roman Polanski's comedy special "An Evening at the Eiffel" is still on!

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        1.  ➡ negative bank account balance‏ @napsandcats 1 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          You guys are awesome

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        1. Paul‏ @sillygrampa 1 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Is it just me or does he look like Harvey Weinstein's son? 😕pic.twitter.com/LgKm2MQTE5

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        1. Gig Economist‏ @jamesyhunter 1 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Do Dustin Hoffman

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        1. Cody Spookybutt Belanger‏ @Cody_Belanger 1 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          #FIERCE @ChrisFudali

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        2. L V G‏ @_FryHouse_ 1 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          This being the Onion, I can't tell if this is real or just satire.

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        1. Jeremy Edwards‏ @J_Roc1971 2 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          UPDATE: Men are pigs.

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        1. Auburn Sucks‏ @AuburnIsTrash 1 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          Keep up the good fight

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