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    1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Nov 2017

      ‘The Onion’ Is Canceling Our 15-Second Web Video Featuring Kevin Spacey https://trib.al/AHTKW1y pic.twitter.com/qB6bmo45Xx

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      The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Nov 2017

      UPDATE: ‘The Onion’ Has Halted Production On Our Travel Tips Video Narrated By Jeremy Piven https://trib.al/pEjHigi pic.twitter.com/iQ0NfNsHJh

      1:58 PM - 1 Nov 2017
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        1. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Nov 2017

          UPDATE: The Onion Is Immediately Suspending Production On Our Basketball Infographic Video Directed By Brett Ratner https://trib.al/ehDzHcC pic.twitter.com/TF0XbgaE7Z

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        1. Damnesiac‏ @DPoem 1 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          But, Dustin Hoffman is still going to be doing the building tours on Thursday afternoons, right?

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        1. chad wixon‏ @Savechad 1 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          What about my Pearl Jam tribute album "Piven to Fly"? Back to the fucking drawing board.

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        1. Stewart Goldstein‏ @mantleclinic 1 Nov 2017
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          Aw man, does this mean "Breakfast with Brett," is getting the axe too?

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        1. just ask :)‏ @whm1971 1 Nov 2017
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          pic.twitter.com/aUNAO179gN

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        1. D hayward‏ @dhaybass 1 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          How the fuck am I supposed to pack now?

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        1. John McCarthy‏ @JohnDMC17 1 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          What about “Cooking with Dustin Hoffman”? Cancelled too?

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        1. MJ‏ @letsnotdodis 2 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I don't get it

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        1. 🕆mrkgnao🕆‏ @Adabwilldoo 1 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I don't get it. Does Jeremy Piven have a twink fetish too?

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        1.  🏠𝕸𝖆𝖉𝖉𝖎 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖘𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖓 🏚️‏ @madhaus 1 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          It would be awesome if for every dude fired for harassment, he was replaced by a woman. So go ahead with ♀️ narrator

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        1.  🔥  🔥 KILIFI FINNEST  💧  💧‏ @VicazZagaz 1 Nov 2017
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          wow

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        1. KillDeer‏ @ki11deer 1 Nov 2017
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          Just because he's gay???

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        1. Dan Hallberg‏ @DanDHallberg 1 Nov 2017
          Replying to @TheOnion

          I really hope the next one isn't even someone that's been accused just to troll us into googling it.

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