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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Nov 2017

    ‘The Onion’ Is Canceling Our 15-Second Web Video Featuring Kevin Spacey https://trib.al/AHTKW1y pic.twitter.com/qB6bmo45Xx

    1:33 PM - 1 Nov 2017
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    • Charlotte T. Wilson The Cultured Ruffian Gary Evan Mao david from college🌹 amyblaze1 aidan Michael Erick Angeles
    34 replies 566 retweets 3,926 likes
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      2. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Nov 2017

        UPDATE: ‘The Onion’ Has Halted Production On Our Travel Tips Video Narrated By Jeremy Piven https://trib.al/pEjHigi pic.twitter.com/iQ0NfNsHJh

        16 replies 154 retweets 1,320 likes
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      3. The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Nov 2017

        UPDATE: The Onion Is Immediately Suspending Production On Our Basketball Infographic Video Directed By Brett Ratner https://trib.al/ehDzHcC pic.twitter.com/TF0XbgaE7Z

        21 replies 130 retweets 1,052 likes
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      2. Slipnslide‏ @Tantechocolate 1 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/JT2WHqb1c1

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      1. Lee Churm‏ @Churmie 1 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It's bullshit. The Onion made plans to cancel months ago. 🤔

        0 replies 0 retweets 35 likes
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      2. Sam Govel-Bugari‏ @GovelB 1 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        But he is living his life as a gay man now. Is the Onion run by bigots?

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. Amanda Spookybaker‏ @hello_amanda 1 Nov 2017
        Replying to @GovelB @TheOnion

        pic.twitter.com/LQdZQ4BNOa

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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      1. Ciji Henderson M.A.Ed‏ @CijiHenderson03 1 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        The fact that people reading this could not or did not pick up on the satire from THE ONION is frightful!

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      1. gary beatty‏ @gbgary54 1 Nov 2017
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      1. trey henderson‏ @treyhennybear 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        trey henderson Retweeted timmy thick  🐾

        https://twitter.com/thejimmytaco/status/925925023495450625 …

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        timmy thick  🐾 @thejimmytaco
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      1. Deb Wallace‏ @irondebwallace 1 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        You can just switch gears. See if Dustin Hoffman is available. More street cred.

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      1. Zach Smith‏ @z_smith_poots 1 Nov 2017
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        Oh this one's good.

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      1. Snarkasm Practitioner‏ @SaxonThegn 1 Nov 2017
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      1. lee  🌊 🌊 I VOTED BLUE!! 🌊 🌊‏ @scanmead 1 Nov 2017
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        This is a joke, right? Because the whole "innocent until proven" thing?

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      1. Mike Reinders‏ @MikeReinders 1 Nov 2017
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        my american beauty dvd is providing a roof for a rat's nest in my alley.

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      1. BOBBY D-I-G-I‏ @groovyism 1 Nov 2017
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        Anthony Rapp Vs. Kevin Spaceypic.twitter.com/qzTZkFO0W9

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      1. Marp‏ @mrtrixiepixie 1 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion

        It’s because he’s gay isn’t it.

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      1. Thorin Medford‏ @BurningHemlock 1 Nov 2017
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      2. Caleb Kearney‏ @calebkearney98 1 Nov 2017
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        @ThomsJake

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