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    The Onion‏Verified account @TheOnion 1 Nov 2017

    Trump Boys Attempting To Tunnel From South Lawn To FBI Headquarters To Free Paul Manafort From Custody https://trib.al/2rLLnzU pic.twitter.com/yAdUTe4Olv

    11:41 AM - 1 Nov 2017
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    Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump
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      1. pamela marie‏ @pmbene 1 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        It is rare one can enjoy the fictitious humor of the Onion, since real news has been so unbelievable as of late

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      1. Evon‏ @I_am_Evon 1 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        Haha, a Trump doing manual labor...that IS funny

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      1. Zeitgeist-Ugh  😫‏ @c2blum 1 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        small hands = small garden utensils #Resist

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      1. Mark Langdon‏ @TheBluntus 1 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        lol. Trumps thinking about someone else.

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      1. Nick English‏ @nenglish100 1 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        This obviously fake news. The Trump Boys wouldn’t have the first clue how to dig a tunnel. That’d be work!

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      1. Kevin Westrup‏ @WestrupKevin 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @dem2119 and

        @realDonaldTrump Hey, babe @IvankaTrump where’s your husband in this pic? Oh, your daddy ran him over and he’s under the bus.

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      1. Procrastamom‏ @Procrastamom 1 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        "Hey Donnie, Russia is next to China right? So if we just tunnel deep enough, we can get you out of here & home to Vladdy!"

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      1. OnlyMac‏ @OnlyMac24 1 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        Again, another one that I questioned the reality of it until I realized it came from The Onion. Good job, guys! 🤣🤣🤣

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      1. Wraith‏ @NyanRage 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @fredric_wertham and

        Please. They aren't trying to help anyone other than themselves.

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      1. Donald Gallegos Sr.‏ @dagallegossr 1 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @theresamax and

        It's too much work for these guys

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      1. BGM_FinalKnight‏ @bertm1975 1 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        Paul Manafort at the moment...waiting the Trump boys...pic.twitter.com/9R0dFyx2ki

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      1. Matt Pierce‏ @mausmalone 1 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @Beigemoth and

        The bad photoshop is great, btw, since these are exactly the sorts of rich crazies who would have their own 1/4 scale White House to play in

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      1. Sonya007‏ @Sonya007 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @BillKristol and

        Clearly this is satire. The suggestion that Don Jr. and Eric would ever stoop to manual labor is ridiculous.

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      1. Brock‏ @fbrock58 1 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        Needed a laugh. Thanks.

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      1. T King‏ @TKing52048606 1 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        Not as funny as the North Korea one but still cracked up!

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      1. Jay Pellis‏ @JayPellis 2 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        Fake news? Hard to tell

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      1. Carlos E Casuso‏ @CCasuso 1 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        No way!!!! They are not that smart.

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      1. NoodleArm‏ @CunningVisions 1 Nov 2017
        Replying to @TheOnion @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

        I'd love to see a Trump Boys book series. The Trump Boys in: A Cacophony of Collusion! The Trump Boys in: Save the Ghost of General Lee!

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