I did the goldfish step, it became sentient and forced me to adress it as a nonbinary fluid, he has a gun
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i dont know here it went
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i hear steps on the attic
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ok it committed suicide i guess you were right about the goldfish
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I tried the goldfish step once. It wouldn’t die. Thing lived forever.
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Goldfish live for decades if put in a proper sized tank.
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Yeah, I got one probably two(?) years back and it's still alive. I'm pretty shocked to be honest though I'm happy they're still alive.
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Any tips on how to explain how current president came to be?? 10 yr old self asking
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You should have waited and posted this on a day when no one died. I'm triggered.
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"the birds and the bees" should be very helpful in this case too
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I thought it was real for a second...then the goldfish. too funny!!!!!
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I aspire to one day have a mind as warped as the one who came up with this.
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Hey, how do I get a script to respond 'wtf, is this real?' To every tweet you guys make?
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